OOF Side Story:

By Jen

General Jan's Typical Day

Tired of all the fighting and action? Tired of the rotting, the soundwaves, the barngalaes etc? Lets us now explore what the Original Fours do on their ordinary day.

It is a typical day, after many many things have happened. Yes...many many things have happened. Just then, a gentle breeze wooze into Jan's room, and this is yet another typical day for Jan.

It sucks guarding the HQ everyday. There is just nothing to do....

Recall, Obua kept getting Jan and Zee to guard the HQ...like they have never guarded it before. It was already a few months after the great battle at Chingmai and they had never went out of the mountain where their HQ is located.

Jan went out and met his disciples, 'Morpeng' and 'MorNiKaChing'. They were having their morning Ehxercises at the mountain cliffs where anything they destroy will be fined by any stupid government.

"Teacher, you are awake?" Screamed morpeng who seemed to be shocked!

"Of course I am awake! What am I? Sleepwalking?"

Jan then got pissed of and kick Morpeng off the cliff....

It is lunch time, so Jan went to the store 10m below the HQ to grab a bite. The store is famous for his Curry Chicken Noodle, which Jan loves. look, eat, drink, touch, smell everyday. There, people kept throwing wierd glances at Jan.

"Am I too handsome today, that people keep looking at me?"

Nevertheless, Jan went to order the noodle. Then from a distance....

"Yo Jan dood..i mean dude!"

The other bored to death general, Zee, came for his lunch too.

"How is it going? Any news about going for battle of anything dood?"

"No dood, but I do have a question for ya. Why the hell are you awake!?"

"Whats wrong with you people? Whats so funny about me being awake? You all rather I dead or something?"

With that, Jan left without eating...being pissed off.

Jan then went to his favourite slacking spot, a place where he can find solace and thing peacefully. He thought about his master Obua, who is now in Bukit Timah hill....then...he thought of something.

6 days ago...

"I am going to sleep for 10 days because I am too bored and it sucks being awake while rotting here! Whoever wakes me up within this 10 days shall die!"

"Master Jan, what if you yourself wakes up?"

"I will not! I am too bored and I'm gonna sleep the rest of this days off! If I wake up? I will treat everyone to Curry Chicken Noodle!"

SO THATS WHY PEOPLE ARE ACTING WIERD!

Jan went back to the store...yes everyone was there waiting for the treat.....