OOF Side Story:

By Jen

General Jan's Typical Day

Tired of all the fighting and action? Tired of the rotting, the soundwaves, the barngalaes etc? Lets us now explore what the Original Fours do on their ordinary day.

It is a typical day, after many many things have happened. Yes...many many things have happened. Just then, a gentle breeze wooze into Jan's room, and this is yet another typical day for Jan.

It sucks guarding the HQ everyday. There is just nothing to do....

Recall, Obua kept getting Jan and Zee to guard the HQ...like they have never guarded it before. It was already a few months after the great battle at Chingmai and they had never went out of the mountain where their HQ is located.

Jan went out and met his disciples, 'Morpeng' and 'MorNiKaChing'. They were having their morning Ehxercises at the mountain cliffs where anything they destroy will be fined by any stupid government.

"Teacher, you are awake?" Screamed morpeng who seemed to be shocked!

"Of course I am awake! What am I? Sleepwalking?"

Jan then got pissed of and kick Morpeng off the cliff....

It is lunch time, so Jan went to the store 10m below the HQ to grab a bite. The store is famous for his Curry Chicken Noodle, which Jan loves. look, eat, drink, touch, smell everyday. There, people kept throwing wierd glances at Jan.

"Am I too handsome today, that people keep looking at me?"

Nevertheless, Jan went to order the noodle. Then from a distance....

"Yo Jan dood..i mean dude!"

The other bored to death general, Zee, came for his lunch too.

"How is it going? Any news about going for battle of anything dood?"

"No dood, but I do have a question for ya. Why the hell are you awake!?"

"Whats wrong with you people? Whats so funny about me being awake? You all rather I dead or something?"

With that, Jan left without eating...being pissed off.

Jan then went to his favourite slacking spot, a place where he can find solace and thing peacefully. He thought about his master Obua, who is now in Bukit Timah hill....then...he thought of something.

6 days ago...

"I am going to sleep for 10 days because I am too bored and it sucks being awake while rotting here! Whoever wakes me up within this 10 days shall die!"

"Master Jan, what if you yourself wakes up?"

"I will not! I am too bored and I'm gonna sleep the rest of this days off! If I wake up? I will treat everyone to Curry Chicken Noodle!"

SO THATS WHY PEOPLE ARE ACTING WIERD!

Jan went back to the store...yes everyone was there waiting for the treat.....

The Original 4, Chapter 1- Ler's Betrayal(?)... dood!

the 2 clans stared at each other face to face, as the first battle started.. location was little india

the ban/ga/la(aka bgl) platoon was commanded by 3 boii-ian generals, banban, garnina and lang paji, thus calling themselves the bgl platoon. There're 3 squads in this platoon, and each of the 3 generals command one squad. their total strength is 5000 units

ler's platoon, was commanded by general ler, with his hammer-magnitute. he had 5 squads, each having around 500 units. he does not have any officers to command the squads, and just leave them to fight theirselves, but occasionally goes down the battlefield for some fun. each of his squads are strong at a type of weapon, and for this case, its squad 4, which are professionals at the art of flails.(those spikey balls on a chain, chained onto a stick)

The battle started and as the 2 forces engaged, ler came down with his hammer, as he was bored killing barngarlaes. the battle was fearsome... langpaji's squad obvously had the upperhand as they out number their opponents by around 300 units, but ler's squad fought hard, trying to defend as much as possible.
o... fyi, little india is still a part of clan obua's... lol...
after a series of clashes, ler's army was left with only him alone... whereas langpaji's army was still in big amount(around 600 i guess)...
"kekeke... foolish obua-ian, why not join us? what do u gain in clan obua? kakaka.... join us and u'll be made a general immediately!"
"i will not surrender... but... ok nvm, i'll join u..(at least that beats dying).... but do u supply gas masks for me?"
"gas mask? for what?"
"because... u guys... st(w8... i cant say tht...), oh nevermind, its just that i have sensitive nose"
"ok... i'll ask my boss abt tht... for now, we'll bring you to meat my platoon leader..."
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an infantry witnessed this even while acting dead, and after ler left with the boii-ians, he ran to the clan obua's hq, which is at the top of a mountain near the himalayas, which is Mount everest. but as he climbs halfway, he felt tht he was at his limit, and wrote down on a piece of paper about the event, and then, he died around 5m away from the top.

that day's night, as zee and jan was going to a store 10m below their hq, they found the dead body.... and read the letter...
"what a fool... he could have taken the cable car up here =.=..."
"same thinking.... but lets read whats on the paper..."

To be continued.....

EPIC

Hey! Haven't seen enough actions in Obua Clan V.S. Boii Clan? Now you can! Because we are coming to the movie theatres near you. More action, more fun, and more OBUAISTIC!

Cast:

• Obua as...Obua


• Jen as Jan


• Z as Zee


• Lam Jia Le as Ler


• Mark Wee as Marc


• Morpeng as the 'beach freaks', the barngarlaes, the Horllows, the Chao Angmohs, Chao Jibais, General Brains, Trez and Blob.

This will be the epic movie of the year. So what are you waiting for? Get your butts out of your asses and queue up for the tickets

Coming soon in Jan 2009

Ticket Prices:
Weekdays: $6.50 ($4 for Obua-ians, $9 for Boii-ians)
Weekends: $9 ($6 for Obua-ians, Sorry..Boii-ians not allowed in Cinemas on Weekends...)

I shall tweak a lil of the chat colours... Jan's shall be Orangy gold, Zee's shall be Red, Ler's shall be brown, Marc's shall be... Pink... =)
Obua's will remain as blue
Boii's clan shall be in Green
Joined chat shall be in.... Sky blue ba...
That shall be all....


The Original 4, Prelude- The spark tht started the war

"Well.... since i already gotten quite a few useful generals, i'll go meditate in my cave in bukit timah hill... I'll leave the clan matters to you 2, Jan and Zee"
"Yes Sire"

And so, lord obua went into hibernation, leaving the jz duo to be in charge of clan affairs.

One day, a clan boii ginna accidently spitted on a clan obua ginna, and due to the concentration of germs, the obua ginna kena rot til disappear.... tht ginna's friend, another ginna saw the incident and was so dulan...., so he diao zhui come... ler's platoon 4th squad, strength 500....
the clan boii's ginna see le.... hum liao, bo bian, oso diao zhui come.... boii clan, bgl-platoon, squad 3, strength 800...

and so.... the 2 gangs.... ok nvm, lemme translate this into proper english

One day, a clan boii infantry accidently spitted on a clan obua's infantry, and due to the concentration of germs, the clan obua's infantry rot and a pool of blood was left as the germs were highly corrosive. That infantry's friend, an infantry from general ler's platoon, witnessed the incident and called for reinforcements from the 4th squad of ler's platoon, which consisted around 500 men.
Seeing this, the clan boii's infantry freaked out and called for reinforcements too, from boii clan, bgl platoon, squad 3, which consisted of 800men.

And so, the 2 army stared at each other, and clan boii, with the obvious advantage, were confident tht they will be able to destroy the people in clan obua....

will clan obua's forces survive? or will clan boii's forces destroy clan obua's forces? stay tuned for the next chapter!

To Be Continued

MJ Converts Muslim!

Pop superstar Michael Jackson has confirmed his conversion to Islam according to reports in the Middle East.
The Arab-Israeli newspaper Panorama claims Jackson has announced the move and revealed plans to move to Bahrain, where he has purchased property.
The singer’s Muslim brother Jermaine Friday claimed the “Thriller” hitmaker had taken interest in the religion since Jermaine converted in 1989, and had been considering converting following his acquittal on child abuse charges in 2005.
Jermaine said, “When I came back from Mecca I got him a lot of books and he asked me lots of things about my religion and I told him that it’s peaceful and beautiful.

“He read everything and he was proud of me that I found something that would give me inner strength and peace.

“I think it is most probable that Michael will convert to Islam.

“He could do so much, just like I am trying to do. Michael and I and the word of God, we could do so much.”

Adapted from http://www.religionnewsblog.com/17555/michael-jackson-islam

HELL!!! MJ Becomes a muslim...this is stunning news.

Jen

Update: 18 November 2008

Here are some changes I made to the blog today.

1. When you highlight "hail our lord obua" in the welcome section, the "obua" in the profile section, "jen" and "z" in the official stafflist section, some words will come out. Just hover your mouse on it and you will see

2.The birthday countdown is finally removed!

3.Register link now opens in a new window instead of overtaking this site.

4.Member count added to Specials section.

I will learn more about html and apply it on this blog...cheers

Jen

Obua's Original Four (OOF)

Name: Jan
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Weapon: Golden Ecilpse
Position: Right Wing General
Army Type: JZ Forces - SnS Devision
Army Strength: 800 000

Name: Zee
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Postion: Left Wing General
Weapon: CorpseRippers
Army Type: JZ Forces - Dual Blades Devision
Army Strength: 800 000

Name: Ler
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Position: Central Vanguard
Weapon: Magnitute
Army Type: Vanguard Devision
Army Strength: 980 000

Name: Marc
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Position: Supporting Corps General
Weapon: Runar Recorder
Army Type: Supporting Corps
Army Strength: 100 000

The OOF Consist of 3 main armies - JZ forces in the wings, Central Vanguards, and supporting Corps. The OOF is the main army in Obua clan along with other minor armies which would be covered later.

Search of allies, Chapter 3- Marc

It was a few wks after ler was recruited... Obua went off finding allies again....
He then went china, some place tht speaks hokkien i think...
After walking a distance, he was approached by a bunch of enemies.... 2 behemoth-like creatures appeared before him... One called Chaoangmoh and another one called chaojibai...
"Why in the blue hell tht wherever i go i'll see enemies!? god damnit..!!@!#!*@#%^"
and after saying that, he got ready to fight...
but no matter what he do, as he attacks one, the other will attack him.... and his obua-beam cn only atk a direction, and he was pincer-attacked.... there was no escape for obua... and he was running out of stamina...
"Damnit.... Zee and Jan is guarding the HQ, and ler is slacking somewhere in india, smashing barngarlaes.... should've asked one of them along"
"Dood, mayhaps thou will need some help?" said a guy behind chaojibai
It was a man of big size, carring with him a bell-like weapon
"yes and many thanks, big oaf"
"....dont call me a big oaf"
and that man brought dwn his bell-like weapon and blow-ed into it, creating a tune that regenerated obua's stamina and further increasing his power...
"what is... this power, i feel... hot!?"
"it doesn gives any explaination. its just the tune of this "hunting horn" that has any effect on the body and soul of people..."
"thats.... awesome!!!!"
"... and then stimulates the fighting abilities of the listeners!!!!!
Obua jumps and....
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
and the soundwave was so strong that it caused a 7.77magnitute earthquake, causing chaoangmoh and chaojibai to be totally crushed by the soundwave and died instantanously.

after the battle
"thank you, may i have ur name please, big oaf?"
"im marc... and dont call me a big oaf"
"marc huh...(even his name sounds like a big oaf), my names obua, may i interest you in joining my clan?"
"the obua clan huh... sounds good, count me in."

And so, Marc joined Clan obua with his hunting horn- Lunar Recorder as the Leader of the Supporting Corps.

and with this, the original 4 was born in clan obua... the left and right generals-Zee and Jan, the Vanguard-Ler, and the lotsc- Marc....
In the next chapter, the first battle against clan boii will be told...
To Be Continued

note- as said again in the other chapters, any similarity of phrases and names to races, mangas and games are purely coincidental, especially towards monster hunter orage chapter 6 page 18 and monster hunter the game itself....

Obua's search for allies, Chapter 2 - Ler

It was a few days after obua recruited his left/right hand men, as he requested them to guard his hq(house) as he went off to find new allies.

this time, he went to india to find allies...(if he cn find some other thn shi.. nvm)

he was walking past this town....
"this town seems quite empty..."
"wa...tt.e..r.r..r...rr........" a voice suddenly said and shook obua
he turned around and saw a guy with a hammer behind him, struggling
"hold on, i'll give u a lil of my water"
5mins later
"i thank you, kind sir, i'll be on my way as i'm hunting for a species of monsters as a job, may our paths cross again" said the guy as he went off
so obua went off again... looking for a ally

around 20mins walk after tht, he was attacked by a bunch of black creatures called barngarlaes...
"heh... i'll just kill them with my sonic wave... EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
but no matter hw he tried, the creatures will not budge as thou they're stuck to the ground....
"MOVE ASIDE!" a familiar voice boomed
the man with the hammer suddenly appeared and with a few triple pounds, the barngarlaes were owned
"these monsters are barngarlaes... they're famous for their hard skin which normal weapon and soundwaves cant penetrate thru, so u gotta hammer them to death"
"thank you this time for ur help, pal, may i know ur name?"
"my name is ler, a travelling warrior"
"then may i interest you in joining my clan? i'll need warriors like you... the name's obua"
"Obua huh... so u're the almighty leader of clan obua.... i'll be glad to have joined you, may i be of good service to you."

and so, ler, with his hammer- Magnitude, joined clan obua as obua's vanguard general...

To Be Continued

Note- As noted on the previous chapter, names that are similar to a race's, or games like monster hunter are completely coincidental....

Clan Wars
Chapter 3 - Battle of Ching Mai

Date: October 31st 2008
Location: Ching Mai, Thailand
Fractions: Obua (Jan, Zee) Boii (Brains, Trez, blob)

Obua commanded his new found generals, Jan and Zee, to Ching Mai to battle against the Boii-clan's ~Rot Trio~ with only 300 brave Obua-ians. This move was partly to try defeat the Boii-ians in Thailand and partly to test the strength and wits of Obua's new found talents.

7 am in the morning, the 302 men landed on Keppa beach north of Chingmai. A fierce battle occured between the 'beach freaks' brigade of the Boii-clan, led by General Brains, and the Obua-ians. The 'freaks' rise from underground the sand to ambush the Obua-ians by grabbing them and pulling them underground for the kill.

Jan's golden eclipse and Zee's Corpseripper contain the power to cut through the Boii-ians in one hit and they braced themselves for battle. Jan ordered the men to send shockwaves into ground to damage the Boii-ians below. Zee then demonised and cut the watch tower, bringing the 'freaks' on the tower to the ground. The Obua-ians then wiped out the 'Beach Freaks' but let General Brains escape. Obua-ian casualities : 15.

Jan and Zee renamed their men the 'JZ forces' and pushed on to the heart of Chingmai. The second battle occured on a drawbridge where the Boii-ians managed to trap the JZ forces with a pincer attack from both sides of the bridge. As the Boii-ians draw closer, the JZ forces was losing morale quickly. Zee than let out a warcry: "FOR OBUA!". The warcry raised JZ forces morale significantly and they broke out through the other side of the bridge, slaying alot of Boii-ians.
JZ Forces casualties : 23 Men left: 264

Countless battles broke out in the forests leading to the heart of Chingmai and with 213 men left, the JZ forces finally arrived at the heart of Chingmai. This time, General Brains was accompanied by his right and left hand men, Vanguards Trez and Blob. It was well known that Trez and Blob were exceptionally skilled warriors on the field. Instead of the usual Boii-ians who attack with skin, this 2 warriors wield large weapons. Trez wield a 400 kg spikeball club while Blob carries a gigantic bone blade.

Jan went for Blob while Zee went for Trez. Jan was initially overwhelmed by Blob's giant blade but he quickly figured out that apart from the heavy damage it caused, the speed of swinging the giant blade around was slow. Eventually, Jan was able to gain the upperhand with his lightning fast Sns attacks and slain Blob. Zee's demonised attacks pwned Trez very quickly, but he was out of stamina to fight after that thus Jan was alone against General Brains.

General Brains faced off Jan, the two of them exchanged electrified glances. General Brains was very huge and tall compared to Jan, and wield a studded polearm. Loud clashes of their weapons shocked the battlefield. Jan knew he was losing the battle, but he has to buy enough time till Zee recovers. Thus Jan took out a flash bang and threw it right infront of Brains, however the flash missed Brains. Jan reached for another flash bang but Brains came in for the attack, striking Jan off the ground and kicking him in his stomach. Jan vomited a pool of blood but stood his ground against this fearsome giant. Using his sheild on his left hand, he blocked the continous attacks by Brains but eventually...he ran out of stamina.

Brains saw Jan weakened and went for the finishing strike, *Clang!* just as the strike was about to land on Jan's head, Zee went in and parried the attack. It seemed like Zee recovered just in time. The duo then teamed against Brains and finally brought the giant to his knees. The battle ended and victory was of the JZ forces.

Hearing the news, Obua smiled...seems like he got himself two decent generals....

The current situation of the clan wars is as the followsObua Clan: 72% Singapore, 56% Malaysia, 51% Thailand, 63% France, 22% Uraguay, , 96% China, 43% Kuwai, 28% USA, 100% Japan Army Strength: 196459742Boii Clan: 28% Singapore, 44% Malaysia, 49% Thailand, 72% USA, 49% Brazil, 97% India, 59% Tunisia, 33% Croatia, 26% Hungary, 100% Saudi Arabia Army Strength 197234869Neutral: All other countries

Obua's search for allies, Chapter 1- Zee and Jan

It was somewhere after the decisive battle between Obua/boii which ended up into a truce til 30yrs later... Obua went to look for people tht'll join him in his army

~Some random day~
He came across a little town called Tampenis...
"Damn... not a useful person in sight..."
And suddenly, he was attacked by 5 evil spirits, which called themselves Horllows... and he was surrounded....
"Shit..... im surrounded.... my beam only cn work towards a direction.... "
"Fellow warrior, let us assist you" a voice called over...
It was 2 warriors, one using a pair of dual blades, and the other one using a sword and shield.
Within seconds, the Horllows were totally owned by this trio...
"Thank you, kind gentlemen, may i ask for ur names?"
"My name is Zee" said the dualblades user
"Jan here" replied the SnS user
"Well, Zee and Jan, im the leader of the Obua clan- Obua, may i interest you in joining the Clan of Obua? I'm in need of warriors to fight a war"
"Sure... as long as the pay is good"
"Erm... there wont be any salary for u guys until we get a steady income frm selling erm... *drugs* and erm... *contrabrand ciggys*....."
"wtf? the obua clan is a bloody secret society!?"
"Nah jkjk.... maybe i'll allow u guys to raid the boii clan to get ur income... so yea..."
And so, Zee, with his CorpseRippers, and Jan, with his GoldenEclipse, joined Obua's clan as Obua's Left/Right hand man.

To be continued...
Note: If anything in the story is identical to any games, animes, mangas or whatsoever, its purely coincidental... Especially those from Monster Hunter and Bleach

Clan Wars Chapter 2

It was 2 days after the conquest of USA of the boii's clan...
Obua's general, General Ler went over to USA to spy on the situation there, only to find out about boii-ian's conquest... He then gathered all of the remaining 2% of USA in West Florida, which includes Nig... erm... 20000+ African-Americans, Barack Obama and Arnold Schwarzenegger and a few white guys... Barack Obama then lead these people into obua-ian and changed his name to Buarack Obuama, and Starting the Obuama Revolution, leaded by Obuama himself, General Ler of Clan Obua and Arnold Schwarzenegger, as Terminator. Thru this branch of Clan Obua, The OR(shortform of Obuama Revolution) managed to take over 26% of USA after a series of battles in Texas, Oklahoma, Mississippi and Mexico.

On the other side, General Marc of Clan Obua managed to convince Emperor Akihito of Japan to surrender and join Clan Obua.

Clan Boii then, went over to Saudi Arabia to get followers there... and successfully taken over Saudi Arabia.

The war goes on....
To be continued

The current situation of the clan wars is as the follows
Obua Clan: 72% Singapore, 56% Malaysia, 51% Thailand, 63% France, 22% Uraguay, , 96% China, 43% Kuwai, 28% USA, 100% Japan Army Strength: 196459742
Boii Clan: 28% Singapore, 44% Malaysia, 49% Thailand, 72% USA, 49% Brazil, 97% India, 59% Tunisia, 33% Croatia, 26% Hungary, 100% Saudi Arabia Army Strength 197234869
Neutral: All other countries