The Clan Wars Chapter 1
(Side-story of Clash of the giants)

30 yrs have passed.... Obua traveled around the world to expand his clan, recruiting many people... and he was age 56 at this time...
Boii was no less eager to expand her clan too. She also traveled around the world to expand her clan.... and so... the world was split into 3.... Obua clan, Boii Clan, Neutral people. Obua and boii's clan are constantly having war, and nothing can stop them from fighting. The world was in chaos.... the warring clans brought only destruction to the world and many neutral people were pissed, so they also fought against the clans...

It was 12 march 2008, George W. bush called for his secetary of state, Condoleezza Rice to gather all of his other ministers to have a talk on how to stop the clan war, but failed to do so due to a army of obua-ians(people in clan obua) fighting some Boii-ians(clan boii's ppl) around that area and the boii-ians unintentionally corroded their meeting place. Bush was very mad at this and called his Secretary of Health and Human Services, Michael Leavitt to discuss on the boii clan, and also failed to do so due to the fact that Michael Leavitt was a member of boii clan. Leavitt then forced bush to bite him, thus, making Bush become a Boii-ian too... On 13 March 2008, USA became part of Boii clan.

The current situation of the clan wars is as the follows
Obua Clan: 72% Singapore, 56% Malaysia, 44% Thailand, 63% France, 22% Uraguay, , 96% China, 43% Kuwai, Army Strength: 86459742
Boii Clan: 28% Singapore, 44% Malaysia, 56% Thailand, 98% USA, 49% Brazil, 97% India, 59% Tunisia, 33% Croatia, 26% Hungary, Army Strength 167234869
Neutral: All other countries

To Be Continued

Yo guys Jen here...I have been busy catching people...who? Yes...here I caught somemore 'Obua' Impersonator...They are the sinners in our eyes..we shall prosecute them!

This time these sinners are not all black, theres a thai and a white....cant believe they steal our holy lord's name for their own fame and glory.

Ankara Devlet Konservatuari obua


Kassim Obua


Obua Kruthanoot (that bloody thai)


Ernest Obua


Last but not least, a girl
Kammy Obua


Hail lord Obua and boo these impersonators!!!

Clash of the giants chapter 3

Last chapter, obua faced of with his arch nemesis, boii in a deathmatch, and managed to lure her to the ocean so that no one can get hurt...

Now.... obua and his arch nemesis see each other face to face, eye to eye, human to.... human?, and the battle of the millenium will begin...
Boii, taking the initiative, threw a few of her skin particles once again at obua. obua, knowing that the skin particles are highly corrosive, decided to evade away from the skin particles.... and successfully does it.
"Evade+2 rocks~..... (but i dont have it)"
So obua, seeing an opening to attack, fla*hstep-ed behind boii, and launches his Obua beam... and the battle continues as each of them uses their powerful, super destructive and unrealistic attacks. After 3 days of fighting, there was still no victor... and they see face to face again.... thinking of making a truce...

"Hey obua, why dont we have a truce?"
"Why? u afraid of me u fucking douche"
"i believe u're as tired as me, if not more"
"If u wanna rest just say it u damned whore"
"why the hell do we have to rhyme like... every chapter?????"
"dont ask me... if u wanna know, ask the crazy writers"

"Ok... so are we still having a truce?"
"Well, if u insist, i dont mind, let us meet in the desert in india for our decicive battle between our clans, u can bring ur whole clan over"
"Ok... see u 30yrs later.... the obua clan will be OWNED by the Heavenly Sent Boii Clan!!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAA"
[whats up with the heavenly sent part? -.-'"]

And so, the clash of the giants was postponed to another day.....
To be Continued

Clash of the Giants
Chapter 2

Hope to gain approval for this new story name. Because the previous name sounds abit like some Bank in S*ngapore.

Obua looked at his sheild, which had started to corrode intensively upon contact with the skin particles. He knew, that his equipment no longer post a threat to his enemy. Without hesitation, he threw them aside and braced for the battle of his life.

Boii immediately added to the last attack, a piece of flesh thrown towards Obua. This time, Obua gathered up a load of energy and unleashed a soundwave far stronger than his last to nulify Boii's attack. The soundwave totally rocked the area like an earthquake. The piece of flesh splitted into 30 pieces and flew in different directions, corroding anything they touched.

"I must not implicated the innocent, her body chemicals are too dangerous."

With the thought. Obua sped off, with Boii pursuing close behind. Obua had to think of an area where the damage would be minimal. Yes! The ocean! Obua immediately sped off to the vast ocean.

The feel of sea breeze lingered in the tense air. Tension was at maximum as the two 'giants' faced off on the surface of the sea.

"Boii, you better be ready to die!"

"Woah, but i bet I first make you cry!"

"See who cry first you bloody bitch!"

"Aw, that came from a guy who just got ditch"

"When was I ditched?"

"I just thought I had to rhyme thats all!"

"Alright, lets fight til either one of us fall!"

With this the two went at each other...the battle of the century, no the millenium...came to a start....

To be continued!

OC(obua clan) vs BC(boii clan) Chapter 1

31th Feb 1978, Sunny

Obua, aged 26
Boii, aged 48

A long time back... i think 30 yrs to be exact, obua was gathering followers to form a great clan that will someday dominate the world... so he went around S*ngapore(against copyright if i use the full name) looking for followers.... but on this faithful day, boii was camping under a particular block, blk 877 for a target to kill as all her followers went for vacation and she was bored...

So obua, by the work of fate, managed to come by block 877.... so he saw boii, and knew that she'll become his arch nemesis in the future someday... which happens to be this faithful day....
as they stare at each other, gunpowder smell could be smelt in the area...

"EHHHH, starehh wad starehh?"
"Boiiiiiiiiiiiiii....."
"EHH... wtf?"
"boiiiiiii......."
"EHH... Boiii simi lan la"
"boiiii bring me to st 81"
"EHH? simi st 81?"
"boiiii.... u wan fight isit?"
"EHH... come la u wan fight come la"

And so, the legendary fight between the 2 arch nemesis began...
"EHH.... I'll smash you stupid looking old hag"
"Boiii.... dont worry u'll die faster than me, u fag"
"EHH..... ehhhhhhh u wan u can diao zui for ur mutts"
"Boii..... i'll make sure u apologize when i kick u in ur nuts"
"EHH...? wtf why the heck are we rhyming?"
"Boii.... how the hell do i know, aint we fighting?"
So the battle began.... Obua did his super mega awsome EHHHHHH soundwave attack and boii's upperbody was blown off.... but as obua did his victory dance, boii suddenly regenerated.... she was not dead yet.... in return, she scratched herself, and threw small particles of her skin on obua... Obua, sensing something was rong, immediately took out a shield to block those skin particles, but as the skin particles touched the shield, it immediately corroded... It seemed that obua is in deep trouble..............

To Be Continued