Friday, September 26, 2008
Rise of Boiii Clan
Being invincible and all that, however, Obuaism has its own nemesis...the Boii Clan....
1930-May 31st
In another hospital...a baby girl is born....
"Oh...I think I see the head, but this stench is horrible! Has the baby pooped in the womb??...Hey is the mother ok?? having shit in the womb and all that..."
"The mother has no more life signs doctor..."....the womb has rotted....so has the doctor's arms...even the bones rotted....the floor dripped with blood started corroding....and all that...
The next 15 minutes or so...the empty clearing, where the hospital once stood...now filled with a bad stench....and a little baby girl was in the middle of it....
Slowly but surely, the little girl powers grew...and was able to contaminate fellow humans...turning them into rotting zombies capable of contaminating others...everything they touched rot or corroded, even the strongest of materials could not withstand the rotting...
For years, Obuaism members have been fighting with the Boii Clan and both sides suffered heavy casualties.....the war is still ongoing at present....with both sides hostile to one another...
Our lord Obua...the Boii Clan leader (now an old woman..)....who will win....who knows...
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
This marks the reopening of the greatest cult- Obuaism
Courtesy of the staffs of the religion...
To celebrate our great reopening, we shall share the great story of how Lord Obua is born.... which is the prelude to Hero's Origin
-28th May 1952-
In the depths of the hospital- Kiamsiap Hospital, lies obua's mother, o-bua-sang, struggling to give birth to her child....
-29th May 1952-
O-bua-sang is still struggling to give birth to her child
-30th May 1952
The great Obua is finally borned.... O-buangali(obua's father) was so happy that he jumped for joy, and without a moment of hesitation, named his son- Obua.... Little did he know that it will be the first... AND the last time he ever see his child... As a usual routine, the doctor grabbed the baby by the legs.... and whacked his butt.... first hit: *soundless*.... 2nd hit: *soundless*.... "Damn.... i think the baby may be dead.... i'll try one last hit..." and the doctor took out a whip, and cracked the whip at obua's ass.... and obua made his first sound.... "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", causing Kiamsiap Hospital to immediatly collapse with a 6.66 magnitude earthquake... and creating a mushroom cloud.... that was the last time anyone heard about the hospital, and the people in it.... everyone died.... except the great Obua.... who managed to survive......
TBC in Heroes' origin....(well it already started months back)