Monday, June 2, 2008
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Hero's Origin Chapter 3....
Previously...our hero Obua obtained the skill to speak human language after using the dragon's penis....what will happen next...
ObuaBook...Page 3...
Page 3:
- Now you can speak...we will teach you how to swear..
- Chant magic...
- Say romantic love words..
- Talk crap.
- First...say EHHHHHHHHH as long as u can....
Obua did a 20 second long 1...to his amaze...it caused a 7.6 magnitute earthquake.
- Now...talk to ur closest kin...say some nice words...
Obua : Hi pa...u look so cute...
Dragon : Thx...i will cook your favorite nugula fried eggs for you
-Got something good from it?
- now...say something bad..
Obua: ya cute as in ugly but adorable...and w/o tt penis i dun see anyth male abt you...and omg...you haf tt dumb wings which u cannot fly with...and wuts tt...man boobs???
Dragon: @#$%^&* FUCK SI OBUA!!
-See? u made someone pissed...words can do magic...
-Chant this...DRAGONEGAYASS
Obua: Ehhhh...DRAGONEGAYASS
KABOOM!!!!
Dragon: Whats that noise.....eeee hu farted...
THE FART SPELL: LVL 1 DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC EFFECT-POISON.
Page 4:
- Got that spell learned?? Its a destructive spell which means it damages your opponent.
- Now...important part
- The transformation technique....
- Your signature move!!
- Into something STRONG!
- Chant DRAGONEGAYASS then followed by ROCKSMYSOX!!
Obua: DRAGONEGAYASSROCKSMYSOX! EHHHHHH!!!!
KABOOM...(FART!!!)!!!
As the shroud cleared...a mysterious figure slowly emerge....who is it?? what is his abilities??
NXT CHAPTER!!!
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