Obua Says...

Me: Hey lord, you did sumthing to the game didn't you?
Obua: You bet I did..Ehhhhhh

Me: what the hell did you do..
Obua: I gave hell to the portugese hahahahas....ehhh

Obua: I gave podolski some steriods...er....and also..
Me: SHHHHHH...

Me: So they did win...thats better than the champions' league match u did..
Obua: Ya...thats why i turned to manually giving the ste...

Me: OKOK...stop saying the s word...
Obua: Well..i did something else..

Me: Like??
Obua: I told Ronaldo ill F*** his mother....if he wins..

Me: well good trick...
Obua: No...ronaldo said it was too hard...to win...so he ask mi to change..

Me: Thats good...so you no nid to f*** his mother?
Obua: No, he ask mi to F*** his mother if they lose.....

Me: what the....
Obua: Well...i went into the room...what i saw..

Me: I don't wanna know...-.-
Obua: Well imma go for a date...with her now...

Me: YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY LIKE HER???...(Despo prolly...)

~EnD~

Nowadays...keep doing Hero's Origin...today start new story...

New Story Name : Mirror Of Hero
Why? Becoz Aubo is the mirror of Obua!

Mirror OF Hero Chapter 1

The story takes place in a village....called...THE VILLAGE..
A baby was borned...but was regarded as a monster....becoz it was black!!

Well...14 years lata...the baby was found...in a bush...in a shape of a young teenager...
This was because when the baby was abandoned, he was warped into a time lapse and was brought to 14 years lata...

At that stage, the young man was raised by an old woman, who enjoyed corns in her anus...and stuffs wierd worms in her hole.

2 years lata...

!EnD!

















P.S This is totally crap...there will be no chapter 2

Hero's Origin Chap 6

Alright...the gaiden will continue in between another part of the story.


Previously, Obua acquired the ability to talk human language, as well as the way to communicate with other people in a proper manner.

The next page, was...in fact a secret skill of transformation used in the ancient times...it will allow the user to transform to a form of his own personality, plus add abit of curry...which means...more exaggerated.

3 important ingredients were needed to accomplish the feat.
- Grainsaw powder on a holy toad
- Bluzard claw
- Fhionex beak

These were the 3 rarest beast on Earth....

Obua set off next day to find the 3 beasts..( without telling the dragon.. )
According to the book...the holy toad can be found in the deepest parts of Bedok Reservoir, and the grainsaw powder is already on top of it as the ancestor holy toad accidentally got it on its back, and all its decendants for sum reason all had it.

At Bedok Reservoir, Obua dived right down to the bottom...but could not find the toad...hmm...he decided to go up show after a long search to rest. To his SHOCK...sum ppl were bbqing food...and he recognise toad limbs!!

What would Obua do......

~EnD~

Hero's Origin Chapter 5.2 (Well...it IS a Gaiden)

Previously...Obua transformed into a green beast...and threatened the safety of rukaruka town. Not even 500 soldiers were a match for him....

But sidelined, a mysterious man arrived to help....Aubo...

15 years before the start of the story, a baby was born in the far coast of the east, in a thatched hut. The baby had a tattoo at his birth, marking it a monster. Greatly shocked, his mother abandoned him to the wild.

A bear found the helpless child, and regarded it as her own. She saw the bloody child and proceeded to the river to wash him...(Well...the tattoo was washed off...it was some kind of dirty mark in the womb. Stupid mother)

The boy grew up nicely...and was named non other than...Aubo.

At 8 years old, the boy was engulfed in a terrible disaster and was separated form the bear. Feeling upset, the bear took her own life....

So 7 years later, the boy now arrived at rukaruka town...and saw the green monster.

The battle!

Eyes of both warriors locked.
Obua: 10000hp
Aubo: 3000hp

Aubo drew his sword...***KAI!!! Ten** Zan****u!
And Aubo transformed into a black figure with a black katana.

Obua: EHHHHHH!!!!! BAN*** DAIGU*** HYO******RU!!!

The battle continues....

Here comes...

Hero's Origin Chapter 4!

Previously on Hero's origin. Obua learned the way to communicate with people by saying nice and bad things.

Then on the next page of the book....the transformation spell....a mysterious figure appeared...

On where Obua stands now stood a tall figure..green skin...huge muscles...and the shirt was ripped off. (this itself is a ripoff)..the figure turns out to be an ugly orge type human. Is this Obua...or some movie character!!!

Dragon: Ehhhhh Obua...where are u...DINNER TIME!!

The "Obua" (refer it as a thing now...) looked at the dragon...their eyes met...the 2 giants of the century is on the verge of a battle!!

The "Obua": EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (SUPER LOUD)

The "Obua" went out of the cave....and head towards the town...( The dragon was owned!! ) the town was quickly obilerated by the monster.

Next...the city went down.....even with the soldiers shooting arrows...knights slashing the monster...he did not even flinch....(Its 666,666 years ago..so dun think of F-16s...)

The whole country surrendered the nxt dae....some other ppl atked the country went the monster was atking and easily took hold of the country...

Will this monster be stopped...

The whole thing was seen by a person....Aubo....the warrior from the west....he sniggles...

Aubo: I will defeat this monster...I HATE VEGES!!! (Obua became green...)

The story continues..in chapter 5...duh...

FYI: this part is a gaiden....the real story will continue after ObuaHulk is defeated...or maybe the other way round...who knows...

Come on..support this series...

Hero's Origin Chapter 3....

Previously...our hero Obua obtained the skill to speak human language after using the dragon's penis....what will happen next...

ObuaBook...Page 3...
Page 3:
- Now you can speak...we will teach you how to swear..
- Chant magic...
- Say romantic love words..
- Talk crap.

- First...say EHHHHHHHHH as long as u can....
Obua did a 20 second long 1...to his amaze...it caused a 7.6 magnitute earthquake.

- Now...talk to ur closest kin...say some nice words...
Obua : Hi pa...u look so cute...
Dragon : Thx...i will cook your favorite nugula fried eggs for you

-Got something good from it?
- now...say something bad..

Obua: ya cute as in ugly but adorable...and w/o tt penis i dun see anyth male abt you...and omg...you haf tt dumb wings which u cannot fly with...and wuts tt...man boobs???

Dragon: @#$%^&* FUCK SI OBUA!!

-See? u made someone pissed...words can do magic...
-Chant this...DRAGONEGAYASS

Obua: Ehhhh...DRAGONEGAYASS
KABOOM!!!!

Dragon: Whats that noise.....eeee hu farted...

THE FART SPELL: LVL 1 DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC EFFECT-POISON.

Page 4:
- Got that spell learned?? Its a destructive spell which means it damages your opponent.
- Now...important part
- The transformation technique....
- Your signature move!!
- Into something STRONG!
- Chant DRAGONEGAYASS then followed by ROCKSMYSOX!!

Obua: DRAGONEGAYASSROCKSMYSOX! EHHHHHH!!!!
KABOOM...(FART!!!)!!!
As the shroud cleared...a mysterious figure slowly emerge....who is it?? what is his abilities??

NXT CHAPTER!!!

Due to Obua Birthday (Buamas we call it)...the site hvn been updated for a few daes...the party went on for all this time....so quite busy hahas..

Anyways...its back....so....its more fun as Obuaism reach a new peak. We hope to gain more new members and make our community larger and better...

Ok...so the party was fun and gratz all the prize winners...winning an Obua Autographed posters...and those who didn win pls dun be sad...wait 1 more year...hahas..

Alrite...so the posts will continue to keep coming...keep up the support for this community ok??

~Jen~