Thursday, May 29, 2008
Hero's Origin Chapter 2
Previously on Hero's Origin....
The kid newly named Obua recieves a magical book from his foster dragon father...what mysteries will unfold...
Dragon : Ehhhhhh this book is kinda thick...you sure you wanna learn it?? And the title is kind of long...
Obua: EHHhhh Ehhh EHHehhh Ehhh (I will read it...and rename it ObuaBook,,,)
And so our hero started learning the book...hmmm 1st page....
1st Page
- If you wanna susceed...please castrate...
- Alternately you can get a dragon's penis to substitute...
- Good luck on getting that penis!
Obua was shocked, how can he get a dragon's penis?? Dragons are of the myths and legends...how our hero find it!!??
Dragon: Hey kid, can u do me a handjob??? Getting kinda horny...
Obua: EHHH (sure!..sneaking an evil smile)
~~~~ROAR WTH WTF YOU!! WTF!! HOLY PAPADUM!! EHHHHHHHHHH~~~~
Obua turned to the next page...
2nd Page:
- Bet you got the dragon's penis did ya
- Now stuff it right to the end of your mouth
- Press the button located at the bottom of this page
Beep* SHINES!!! KABOOM!!!!
Obua: WTF...hot!!! W00t!! I can speak!!! Well...EHHHHHHHH....
Our hero upon following the book's instruction gained the ability to speak human language...what can the book do to help our hero......
Chapter 3 will be out pretty soon....
1 DAY MORE EHHHHHHHHH TO OBUA BIRTHDAE!!!!!
Precious - 8:19 PM
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