Hero's Origin Chapter 2

Previously on Hero's Origin....

The kid newly named Obua recieves a magical book from his foster dragon father...what mysteries will unfold...

Dragon : Ehhhhhh this book is kinda thick...you sure you wanna learn it?? And the title is kind of long...

Obua: EHHhhh Ehhh EHHehhh Ehhh (I will read it...and rename it ObuaBook,,,)

And so our hero started learning the book...hmmm 1st page....
1st Page
- If you wanna susceed...please castrate...
- Alternately you can get a dragon's penis to substitute...
- Good luck on getting that penis!

Obua was shocked, how can he get a dragon's penis?? Dragons are of the myths and legends...how our hero find it!!??

Dragon: Hey kid, can u do me a handjob??? Getting kinda horny...

Obua: EHHH (sure!..sneaking an evil smile)

~~~~ROAR WTH WTF YOU!! WTF!! HOLY PAPADUM!! EHHHHHHHHHH~~~~

Obua turned to the next page...
2nd Page:
- Bet you got the dragon's penis did ya
- Now stuff it right to the end of your mouth
- Press the button located at the bottom of this page

Beep* SHINES!!! KABOOM!!!!

Obua: WTF...hot!!! W00t!! I can speak!!! Well...EHHHHHHHH....

Our hero upon following the book's instruction gained the ability to speak human language...what can the book do to help our hero......

Chapter 3 will be out pretty soon....

1 DAY MORE EHHHHHHHHH TO OBUA BIRTHDAE!!!!!

From the board of directors
Existing but semi-active members, kindly please tag on the tagboard asap so that we know tht you're still with us.
New members register by the link Jen created.
There is no fee or donations you have to pay in order to join.
This religion, again, is not refering to any alive organisms. Any similarities are strictly by considence.
-Z-

2 Days more to the big day.... fksiobua

Members wanna be no longer have to do it at the tagboard...

Below Special got this countdown....pretty good?? then below the countdown...there is a link...use that to register!!

~OBUA KE MA MA~
Obua ke ma ma
Ole Ole Bua Bua
Obua ke ma ma
Ole Ole Bua Bua
Shake it up BUA
Shake it up BUA!
Shake it up O BUA BUA!!

~Fuk Si Obua~
Fuk Si Obua
Fuk Fuk Fuk Si Obua
Fuk Fuk Fuk Fuk Fuk Si Obua
(Just add 2 more 'Fuk" everytime...challenge your friends take turns to sing!)

Countdown: 4 More days to the big dae!!

10 Rules of Obuaism

1st rule- Obey the lord
2nd rule- still obey the lord
3rd rule- again, obey the lord
4th rule- Love kids
5th rule- Respect MJ for being a Feedobua [Phedofile]
6th rule- ehhhhhhhhh......
7th rule- look for mas selamat
8th rule- pray to saddam <-- Can we pray to another person?
9th rule- eat cockmeat sandwitches <-- I'm not eating that...
10th rule- ...... obey the lord?

-Z-
Will think of another list of rules soon, this is juz for beta testing.
~Jen~
Add some comments lolx...

Now its time for....HERO's Origin...chapter 1....

In the depths of the Bukit Timah Hill...666,666 years ago......

Zzz Zzz Zzzz
Lays the sleeping dragon....
And a lost child...

Dragon : EEEHHHHHHHH stop disturbing me...go out play yourself...
Child : Ehhhhh ehhhh eehhhhh ehh eeehhhheeeehhhh (Im bored, let me play with your scales..)
Dragon : F*** off EEEEhhhhhhh

So the child went outside...after cutting off a scale...

EHHH Ehhh EHhhH EhhhhHH (singing some nonsense)

He met a woodcutter....

Woodcutter : Hey kid are you lost???.....

Meanwhile in the depths of Bukit Timah Hill....

Dragon : Hmm...Ehhhhh hope he dun wander off too far....o wuts this...a book dated 6000 years ago?? look at the dust...

Back to the woodcutter...

Woodcutter : So you are staying with a dragon...hmm...EHHH??? WTF?? Dragon??!??!??!?

Child: Ehhh eEHH Ehhh (Whats so fucked up about it??)

Woodcutter : Well...so whats your name...

Child: Ehh EHH EHH!! (My name is...) OBUA!!! (The dragon let our a sneeze somewhere in the depths of Bukit Timah Hill)

Woodcutter: Obua eh?? Nice name....OBUA!!!

Child: Ehhh ehhhh (Well whatever...)

-------3 hours later--------

Dragon: hey you are back...look what I found...(and the dust on it made me sneeze dam loud 3 hours ago)

The book laid open in the dragon's claws...

So...what could be the result of this superhero book....and the newly named hero Obua...what is his fate....stay tuned...

End of Chapter 1...

Countdown 5 Days to the BIG day

Hi...its the leader...

As some of you would have already knew....

Its Obua's birthday 6 days later on 30th May...on a friday...

So lets celebrate it together...

Disappointed because I still have to go to school....

But its alright...the birthday posts...will come...

The pinata party will be dam exciting.....

Guests : Obuaism members...
Lord LuBu
Liu Bei , Guan Yu, Zhang Fei
Justice Bao
8 Immortals
Mother Teresa
Zombie lord
Dracula
UltraMan
Agumon
Ho-oh & Lugia
Sun Wu Kong, pigsy, Sandy
Trapika (i 4gt how to spell)
Mr Brown (Special performer)
Tup Sum Bong
!xobile
Zaraki Kenpachi (Representing Soul Society)
Grimmjow (Representing Las Noches)
Hachi (Representing Vaizards)
Kon (Representing the soft toy community)
David Obua (Soccer player) [Last minute notice, David Obua will not be joining due to the fact tht he'll be present in a friendlies match against some random club]
Some 600 more people...misc people...less important..

Well Hope It is Successful!!

Countdown : 6 Days...

Hey I am clarifying things here...strictly no laughing...


This is Alfred OBUA


This is Christopher OBUA


This is David OBUA...soccer player....


This is Steven OBUA

Our Obua...
- Not of the dark races
- Not a soccer player
- Not a suit and tie man who is acting like his very big
- Definitely not an alfro

All these OBUAs only use the name for the glory and fame...people like them should be condemned..Many more OBUAs in the world...all fakes...only 1 OBUA exists...

Please do not belief any other OBUAs...they would only make use of you..MARK MY WORDS!!

Obua did not curse Manchester United...properly....

Obua told me....:
I cursed Ronaldo and his shot was saved....
I blessed Terry with striking power...he struck the post...
I hate Nicholas Anelka....

And so...i asked what about the others???

Obua told me...:
I didn't know the rest of their names...the other one i knew was Drogba...he was sent off...
Well...i could have cursed the ball instead....
I could even control the referee....
Well....some young beautiful kids came to visit and i got a tiny bit of distraction...

What were you doing with those kids??

Obua told me...:
You wouldn't want to know....>.>

Ok how about next season's champions league...curse them!!

Obua told me...:
Sorry i couldn't too...the champions league shifted to MIO tv....Mine is SCV....
Maybe...I could use sopcast....but i scared my curse will lag....
Or maybe ill just go there live...but i'm afraid of jet lag....
Or maybe...

Oh SHUT UP

From the Board of Directors in Obuaism

Should there be any coincidence in the names or posts in Obuaism...such as if your name is called Obua, it is totally coincidence and accidential.

Please do not mind that and i assure you that the name Obua is totally not of concern with you or any family members of yours. It is our lord's name and forever sacred.

Jen

Hi people...Im the leader....

Here are some terms we strongly encourage in here....

Lets go with some vulgarities...

Nabei = Nabua
Cheebye/Jibye = Cheebua/Jibua
Kaninabei = Kaninabua
Pua CB/JB = Bua CB/JB
Fuck Si Obua

Then now the most important term...
Eh = Ehhhhhhh (make variation in the tone in a very rough voice)

Please note that such terms are not forced...but strongly encourage to uphold the OBUA spirit....imput the word obua in your words helps to. Eg. "Cause Obua say so..."

Cheers Jen

Finally i should really explain the greatness of our lord...OBUA

Currently he is a lord overseeing his disciples....but long ago.....he had better days...

Name: Obua
Lvl: 199
Job:Lord Obua
Skills: Unknown.

The only skills we know about him is the super evolution technique into ObuaMan!! Where he can channel his super famous Obua attack at opponents to utterly destroy them.

His great name was first heard 16 centuries ago where he fought the infamous Kraken. He fought with obuaman technique and with his EHHHHHHHH~~~ he channel tons of energy blasts into the Kraken..which immediately farted and died..

His other battles included those with other head of religion such as jesus...buddha...etc. He has a wish...he knows he is superior then other gods and whatsoever....so now he want to form his own cult...which is now known as...OBUANISM. He believes his followers will enjoy better life than others...well....So join now...leave your name and Msn contact on the tagboard!

OBUA!!! ow Ow OW BUA!!!!

~Obua Nude~

O O Obua
Jin Tokong
Bo Cheng Sa
Naked Obua

Obua Teng kor hor le kua
OBUA OBUA!

~Obuayieh~
O bua yi eh o
Obua Obua Obua
*just repeat it*

Feel free to submit more songs^^

Its OBUANISM...

This is a secret cult in Singapore. Ya...everybody can join including foreigners. Its the new new secret society for the followers of Obuanism. We hold our supreme loyalty to our supreme lord..OBUA.

Come and join us now...i'll have a TAGBOARD and you can leave ur msn address and ill add you shortly.

Blog will be updated with the latest news on Obuanism...come visit oftenly to recieve quick news on our society...

HAIL OBUA!! OUR LORD!!