Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 31 ~ Allies searching again
O-Hq
Jan: I'm back...
Derrick: Finally, how did it go?
Jan: This is oldtiger, fluffytiger's father
Waiman: What!? That bastard's father!?
Oldtiger: I'm sorry, i'm really sorry for what my son has done... I myself can't control him, ever since his sister's death to the Boii clan, he has been lusting for power and has joined the boii clan in hope of revenge, but he seemed to be brainwashed by boii... If there is anything i can do, my axe is under your command, what I want is just his freedom from the grasp of the boii clan
Jan: So thats why fluffytiger is under control of the boii clan...
Derrick: you better not betray us, old man...
Oldtiger: i swear on my dick.
Derrick: Well, then welcome to the Obuaians!
Jan: Now i wonder how zee is doing...
A random hut in Sungei Buloh
Zee: Brother Kiat, you there?
Kiat: Brother Zee! its been a long time... I've been waiting...
Zee: So you made up your mind?
Kiat: I guess, after all the eternal dominion assholes and boii-ian bitches are pissing me off
Zee: Well, lets go then
(Sounds of leafs rustling could be heard)
Kiat: Shit, they've found this location!
Zee: an ambush?
Kiat: Yea, be on your guard!
Outside Kiat's hut
glbin: Heh, give up now, fools, you have no chance of escaping!
zee: I can't believe you brought so much people with you, you really want us dead uh?
glbin: heh, i have to make sure you die, no?
kiat: Its either you're weak or you're a coward to bring such a big number to attack 2 people...
glbin: is 7 of us considered big number?
zee: ....
kiat: ........
(glbin, teitei, homeborn, joeseth, hopping mushroom, whaeli, mopling are the 7 of them just for the reader's info)
teitei: Actually isn't this kinda like... bullying?
glbin: ... whatever, prepare to die, you two!
kiat: get ready, zee
zee: you too, kiat...
kiat: let us use our ultimate technique!
zee: you got it!
glbin: what the hell?
kiat/zee: ok... gas mask on.... SMOKE BOMB! ZAO ZAO ZAO!!!
glbin: *cough* fucking cowards!!! *cough*
The area was surrounded in smoke and as the smoke subsided, kiat and zee were nowhere to be seen.
glbin: shit it...
2 hours later, back at O-HQ
Zee: that was damn bloody close...
Jan: Welcome back... Oh you've brought kiat back
Kiat: yo
Zee: he can provide us with the extra manpower we need anyways... so who's this old man?
Oldtiger: I'm oldtiger, fluffytiger's father
zee: I see.... wait, what!? Fluffytiger's father? Why the hell are you here!?
Jan: don't worry, he's on our side.
Derek: Eh siao liao, we're under attack!!
Zee: Walan eh, i just got back lei wtf...
Jan: Sigh, lets just get ready for battle...
Outside O-HQ
Fluffytiger: Today shall be the day where you guys will get eliminated!!
glbin: damn those two that escaped me, we shall destroy o-hq today!
Jan: Wa... almost full force lei they all... how?
Zee: Eh, last castle liao lei, if we lose this battle we will be eliminated lei...
Kiat: I guess lets prepare for battle then...
Derek: Wait... What is that figure there? A new foe?
glbin: Sire, i guess its time for you to introduce yourself to the obuaism maggots!
Gerr: Heh, I am Gerr, husband of boii, rised from the depth of hell to do battle with you guys!
Waiman: The hell is with this guy? He sound like fail character created just for the sake of comedy....
Gerr: How dare you? You shall pay for that phrase! But today, it shall not be I, who will do battle with you, *mutters incarnation* from the depths of hell, i summon thee, my good friend, destroy my enemies for me!
*A magic circle appears, and slowly a figure appeared in the middle*
???: Its been a long time.... since i have felt the glorious warmth of the sun...
Gerr: I shall leave this to you pal... *retreats*
???: As you wish, my old friend...
Jan: Wait... that figure... is so damn familiar!
Derek: Its... its......
Waiman: Isn't him that....
Zee/Jan/Derek/Waiman: ENGLISHMAN!?
???: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!
Thus was another noisy day outside of the o-hq...
to be continued....
Precious - 3:01 AM
Friday, August 6, 2010
Chapter 30 ~ Engage
BHG(Boii-headquarter-grounds)
Fluffytiger: Μάιος οι διάβολοι σε βάθη της κόλασης ακούει την προσφορά μου, απαιτώ με το παρόν έγγραφο τη βοήθειά σας για να αναβιώσω Obpskuang!
(A magic circle appears below the cauldron with contains the ingredients for reviving obpskuang)
Fluffytiger: Its working!!!
(A ray of darkness engulfed the area and a shadow of a humanoid figure appeared)
Fluffytiger: Lord Obpskuang, you're finally back...
???: Obpskuang? Who the fuck is that?
Fluffytiger: Who the hell are you then!?
(The shadow slowly lifted and a armour freak appeared)
Boii: Boiiiiii, are you who i think you are????: Boii!? Its been so long, how i missed you!
Fluffytiger: Eh wait wtf, who the hell is this armour freak!? How come you know him, lady boii!?
???: Infidel! My name is Gerr, I am Boii's husband... well, maybe before i died, but i'm back.
Boii: Boiiiiii, i missed you so my dear!!!
Gerr: Wait, why have thou two summoned me!?
Fluffytiger: We were summoning another of our comrade, but it seemed to have summoned you instead, milord.
Gerr: You mean that obpskuang you mentioned about earlier?? If it didn't work then it must be that he is not dead yet.
Boii: Boiiiii, i just remembered! oh i must be getting senile... Obpskuang is not dead yet, he's just in our cell, 18 levels below this building, the one fighting along side us was an undercover sent by me....
Fluffytiger: .......
Meanwhile, at the EDHQ
Steven: Phew, just a little bit more and i would have been raped by this swine...
(An unconscious marc was seen beside him)
Steven: Thanks, Boon
Boon: No prob, now to settle this guy...
(marc is thrown into a empty room with only a hole at the top for ventilation)
Boon: everything about him has been analyzed. We have all his weaknesses and we shall use it to destroy him.
2 hours later....
Marc: Ugh... where am...i?
Boon(through a speaker): I see you're awake, Marc of the oof
Marc: What the!? Who the hell are you, why am i here? What is this place? How did i end up here!?!?!?!?
Boon: Shut the hell up, i'm not here to answer your questions, i'm here to torture you
Marc: Hah! I'll wanna see you try! I'm not afraid of anything!
Boon: I see... Fine then, lets see about this!
(12 fat buang horny little girls were thrown into the cell from the hole on the top)
Marc: The fu-
Boon: That is not all...
(Barney's theme song starts to play from the speakers)
Boon: Have fun!
Marc: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O-hq
Jan: Sigh, only we 4 left...
Zee: Yea...
Derrick: How sia?
Waiman: We're gonna get owned like this...
Zee: Jan, lets go recruit some people i guess
Jan: sigh, well, lets go again i guess
And so, Zee and Jan set off on a journey to search for new allies.
Jan's side, In a forest near EDHQ
Jan: Ugh, hard to find good warriors nowadays...
*in a distance*
???: *huff, huff* damnit!
Jan: Huh? What's happening over there??
(Jan moves towards the voice)
Steven: Hmph, infiltrators shall be killed
Boon: Heh, you think we wouldn't notice huh!?
???: Damnit, ugh, Eternal dominion, my daughter was killed by you scums, i must have my revenge!
Jan: Hold your horses!
???: Huh?
Jan: This isn't a fair fight, 2v1, you cowards, ganging up on this poor old man
Boon: Oh? Fine, i'll leave, i'll leave them to you, steven.
Steven: Heh, sure thing brother.
(Boon leaves)
Steven: Heh, now which of you shall be my prey?
Jan: Stand back, old man, leave this to me.
???: be careful, young one, and i have a name, my name is oldtiger
Jan: Oldtiger? sounds familiar, whatever, prepare to die, steven!
Steven: Heh, you are jan, no?
Jan: So what if i am? (am i really that famous?)
Steven: Heh, of course i know you're Jan, this should be an easy fight
Jan: Don't underestimate me, fool
Steven: I am, cause i know you're weak! Windcutter!
(A gust of wind suddenly blows by and the pressure slices off jan's arm with his rings)
Jan: Argh!!! Wa eh chiu!!!!!!
Steven: Jan, wa si..... lin lao bei!!!!!!
Jan: Wha-!?!?!?!?!? BO KOR NENG!!! BO KOR NENG!!!! WA LAO BEI SI LIAO!!!!!!
Steven: Heh, As you can see, i'm pretty much alive, my son, come join me in eternal dominion, i'll make sure I get our healers to reattach your arm.
Jan: Fuck you! I will never give in to you! Because of you mom is dead, i'm gonna fucking kill you!!!!!!!!!
(A purple aura emerged from Jan's emotion)
Jan: What.... is... this... feeling!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
(The purple aura changes colour to red)
Jan: URUWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jan's 3 rings from the sliced off arm shatters and the dust reforms a new arm from jan's shoulder)
Jan: I can feel the power, my arm is filled with spirit power!! Prepare to die you motherfucker! Sabre of the elements!
(A beam of light appears above jan's palm and a sabre appears)
Jan: By the order of heavens, may lightning strike upon your very soul, Tazer bolt!
(the sky darkens, a crow flys by and shitted on Steven's head)
Jan: ....
Steven: ....
Jan: ..............
Steven: .....thats it...?
Jan: .... i have no idea...?
Steven: BwaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a stupid move, such incarnations all for nothing, time to die now my son...
(Suddenly, a bolt of lightning strikes down on the location where the crow shitted on and after it connects, created a gigantic explosion)
Steven: f...u....c.....k......(And that was the last time anyone heard or seen of steven)
Jan: phew, finally, mom is avenged....
Oldtiger: Thank yo-
NEA Officer: EH YOU WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THE TREES THERE!!!! DON'T RUN!!!
Jan: Shit!!! Run!!! Lets talk later!!!
Oldtiger: Gotcha!!! Zao zao zao!!
Back at O-hq
Derrick: Sigh...
Waiman: sigh.......
Derrick: what are you sighing about waiman?
Waiman: I dunno, the same as you're sighing about ba....
Derrick: yea... we like damn calefare lor, always so little screen time compared to the others...
Waiman: damn the writer la, always give screen time to the others, we must complain
Derrick: ya! Lets sign a petition, so that we will have more screen time!
Waiman: i second that!
And thus, was another dull day in the O-hq.
Precious - 3:28 AM
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 29 - Reckless
O-hq
Derrick: Yes, the Eternal dominion, an army lead by 4 heavenly kings, Sien, Boon, Heng, and Gao. Below them there're 6 generals, making up 10 in total.
Zee: I see... Well, nothing much we can't handle...
Jan: Of course!
Derrick: But the problem is how to fight clan boii and eternal dominion at the same time!
Marc: We can handle that!
Ler: Pikyu, too easy.
*Marc and ler rushes out with their weapons towards the eternal dominion encampment*
Meanwhile, at boi-ian's hq
Fluffytiger: How dare you trepass our encampent!? Who are you!?
Jey: I'm jey, ranked 9th of the eternal dominion at your service.
Fluffytiger: Hmph, ranked 9th? How strong can you be? Bwahahaha
Jey: You wanna try? heh
*Jey spawns a football in front of him*
Fluffytiger: A football? Hah, what kinda lousy weapon is that? Prepare to die, hwruahhhhhhhhhh!
*Fluffytiger lunges towards Jey with his two axes*
Fluffytiger: Fatal end!
*Fluffytiger lifts his two axe and prepares a heavy blow towards Jey*
Jey: you're slow, diving evasion!
*Jey fakes a fall and dodges away from fluffytiger's attack*
Fluffytiger: what the f..?
Jey: My turn, PK strike!
*Jey scoops up the football, and with a volley, fires the ball towards fluffytiger at the speed of 2583kmph and hits fluffytiger in his balls...*
Fluffytiger: Ugh......................
Jey: hahahahahahaa, what a weakli-
Boii: Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Jey: What the!? When did you appe- Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
*Boii appeared behind Jey suddenly with her hand on jey's shoulders and jey started rotting*
Jey: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......................
Boii: Boiiiii, with my new skills, the obuaians won't stand a chance, heheheheehehehehehe, fluffytiger, you are in for some serious training!
Fluffytiger: ugh... yes ma'am....
Eternal dominion HQ
Marc: Shit, when i was watching loliporn on my phone i accidentally lost ler... Whatever, i should be able to own these noobs...
???: *Hic*, who goes *hic* there?
*A man with 877 bottles of beer around him was at the gate of the EDHQ
Marc: I'm Marc of the Obuaians, name yourself.
???: *Hic* I'm known as Steven, aka Softrice steven *hic*, gatekeeper of the EDHQ, state your business!
Marc: Does destroying you guys count as a business?
Steven: huh? *hic*, *serious mode* You? A pig? Destroy us? Hahahahahahahahaahhaahahahaha!!!!! What a joke, come on, boy, lets have a drink...
Marc: Eeeeeee duwan, i don't drink, to hell with you!
*Marc lifts up his hunting horn*
Steven: Heh, you forced me to fight, beer rush!
*Suddenly, all 877 bottles of beer floated up, and all the beer inside sprayed out straight into marc's mouth*
Marc: ughrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhh
Steven: Stop beer rush!
*The spraying stopped*
Marc: *hic* little girllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Steven: What the?
Marc: I see little girl!!! *hic*
*marc slowly walks towards steven*
Steven: Wait wh-wh-wh-what the fuck are you trying to do!? NO No not my pants no no no ahh helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A sharp cry could be heard*
Meanwhile, somewhere unknown....
Ler: I'm lost... ah fuck it... i'm sick of oof, everytime i no screen time, always its zee and jan, never me the main character, i'm gonna go create a new army... Ah i got a good name for it... The Kaiba corp! Time to gather people...
Back at boii-hq
Boii: boii, have you guys got the ingredients ready?
Joe-seth: Yes, milady, it'll be time for lord obpskuang's return
Boii: boiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Lets begin the ritual then! heheheehehehehehe......
O-hq
Jan: What.....is......this.......feeling..... of uneasiness?
Zee: What happened?
Jan: I don't know, i suddenly had this chill down my spine, and my eyelid keeps jumping, i have a bad feeling about this...
To be continued.....
Precious - 4:14 AM
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Escape From Rot Hell
Chapter 3
B24 - Negative Hell "Crise"
Greg runs for his life
Greg: *Pant Pant* Ya right...even if I am not affected by those hollows...I still can't win them...
Miyu: Negative Hollow....solidify tackle!
A hollow hit greg on his back...
Greg: Ow Ow ow ow ow!!
Miyu: Stop running...it wont do you any good...
Greg: Tsk...guess ill be fighting huh....
Meanwhile at Zee's side
Zee: Dual swordsplay...Tornado!
Zee spins quickly with his dual blades
Miru: Weakness hollow...
A hollow penetrate's zee in his chest...
Zee stops spinning.
Zee: Im damn useless!!! I should die!!! The world should be rid of a weakling like me!!!
Miru: You can never defeat me...hahahas....
???: Gun magic - Flame pheonix
A blast was heard...A flash of light hit Miru
Miru: What....the...
Miru looked around but found no-one....
Miru: Who goes there!? Show yourself coward...
???: Hehehe...I can only use my power when no-one is looking....I..Sharpshooter Greg shall exterminate you!
Miru: Greg?? Then...Miyu was....
Greg: I shall let you join her...Gun Magic - Axel Grand Cross
A bright cross-like beam hits Miru straight on....
Miru: Miyu....miyu....arghh....
Greg appears from the shadows...
Greg: Mr...Zee...lets go...
Zee: I should die!! I am even more useless than Heskey!!!
B21 - Freezing Hell "Frostmone"
Yuki: Snow magic - Avalanche
A huge huge huge snowball roll towards Jan and Lupin...
Lupin: Arggghhh
With his bare fist...lupin shattered the avalanche....
Jan: Impressive....old man....
Yuki: Snow magic: Blizzard crush
The atmosphere around Lupin shines with blue light...ice pillars formed around him and smashed him in....
Lupin: Beast form - Werewolf!
Lupin transmigared into a huge black wolf and clawed the ice around him into shreds...
Yuki: I see you still retain your hedious form werewolf lupin
Lupin: this is but a physical shell...what matters is the heart behind it...
Yuki: Ever the philosopher huh....snow magic - razor ice...
Jan: Ice...kachiang???
The ice around the area float up and sped around at high speed...
Lupin: Full moon howl~~
Lupin let out a shrilling howl...the ice disappears....
Lupin: Blood claw...
Lupin clawed yuki at a frantic speed...
Yuki: You know physical attacks can never hurt me....
The snow regenerates Yuki's body...
Yuki: I am immortal...you fools can never leave this hell alive!
Lupin: Kid...run while I buy you time....this is the end of the line for me...
Jan: Old man!!! Nooooo
Yuki: Ice edge....
A blade of ices appears in her palms...and shot towards lupin...
Jan: noooooooooo!!!!!
???: Inferno....
The whole area turn into a burning hell....the ice melts....
Yuki: You....traitor....
???: I was getting bored ya know....yuki....
Yuki: Nevermore....you bastard....lady boii will never forgive you...
Nevermore: Its a request from my kawaii underling....Flame gush!
A huge flame pillar stabbed yuki's body....her immortal body slowly melted...
Yuki: Hail lady Boii!!! Hail Lady boii!!!
Yuki dies...
Marc: Yo Jan...my boss came to help ya out....
Jan: Boss??....whatever....we are gonna get the others and escape!
Lupin: Nevermore...king of "inferno"....helping escapees?
Nevermore: Wahahaha....no choice...I love kawaii chubby kids!!!
And so...the escape party got merrier....
To be continued....
Precious - 3:31 AM
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 28 - Traitor
O-Hq
Jan: Sien la, Villa miss penalty, there goes my aos betting, kns, fuck villa, fuck si villa
Zee: Ya lor, cui, left with $20 for this week le zzz
Marc: Eh you two stop watching the world cup la, we're still in a war lei
Zee: Aiya, they never attack, who cares?
Meanwhile, at the NYL clan hq
GGD: nabei! we're getting pushed back, just who are these people!?
???: Heheheh, you don't have to know who we're, we just love killing, and you guys are our target!
Hopping mushroom: Shit it, lets retreat, there's an emergency exit behind, gogogo, i'll hold them with my bystander a(skill)!
Glbin: Alright, lets all run
[While running]
Hopping mushroom: ow oh shit, that hurts like fuck
Glbin: ....
[Note: bystander a is a skill which creates a mirror image as strong as the user and give it a command, but any pain received by the image will be felt by the creator until he unsummon it]
ahni: fool...
Boii HQ
Fluffytiger: So you're back, milady
Boii: Boiiii, of course, i'm back, stronger than ever, now let us end the stupid obuaism fools!
[Joe-seth enters]
Joe-Seth: Milady, the NYL clan leader would like an audience with you.
Boii: Boiiiiiiiiii, let them in....
[Glbin enters]
Glbin: My greetings to you, milady boii, I, glbin humbly request to join forces with you as our forces have been almost obliterated....
Boii: Boiiiii, who did that?
Glbin: I don't know, it was 10 cloaked warriors who were very very strong, but i managed to kill one before escaping.
Boii: boiiiii... interesting, I shall accept you guys in my army, let us fight for the same goal to defeat obuaism!
Glbin: heh, I almost forgot about them, we'll kill them after the army that defeated me!
Meanwhile, somewhere near O-hq
Morphling: Sobs, sobs, why don't I get much screen time....? I want to have a gay scene with jan, i love him so much... yet he don't reply any of my calls and texts... Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *crys while slashing wrist*
O-hq
Jan: Brrrrrrrrr, what.... is.....this.....feeling..... of.....chilll......
Back to Morphling's scene
???: You're... Morphling from the Omfg, no??
[A hooded man in black appeared infront of Morphling]
Morphling: Who're you?
???: My name is Diego Esteban Miguel Vincente Ricardo Stefano Armaldo, but you can call me Jey Taesei or Jey.
Morphling: .... don't talk to me...
Jey: You're Morphling right?
Morphling: .... What do you want?
Jey: I need your power.
Morphling: Power?
Jey: Your ability to control your own blood... we need that.
Morphling: Wait, who on earth are you?
Jey: We're the group known as the Eternal Dominion, and our aim is to defeat all the top clans in the world. Recently one of our comrade fell in battle and we're looking for a talented warrior to take his place, and humbly invite you to join us.
Morphling: but....-
Jey: Don't worry, once we defeat everything, i'll intro girls to you.
Morphluing: Deal!
Meanwhile back at O-hq
Derrick: Eh siao liao siao liao
Derrick: Eh siao liao siao liao
Jan: EH FUCK LA, Villa missed 3 penalties in this game liao....
Zee: Ya lor....
Waiman: .... [The freaking tv is on repeat for some reason]
Zee: Sigh, ya what, derrick?
Derrick: Latest news! Clan NYL has been obliterated and they've joined up with Clan boii!
Zee: What!? Who managed to defeat them!?
Derrick: I suspect its the clan.... Eternal Dominion...
Zee: Eternal... Dominion..?
To be continued.....
Precious - 5:03 AM
Monday, June 7, 2010
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 27 - A new beginning
Last chapter, the oof sat down and had supper before the battle against Haperretiel.
After the dinner
Haperretiel: Heh, you guys have fallen into my trap!
Jan: Ugh, shit, what... is... this... feeling........................
Marc: Shit, stomachache....
Ler: Got meh? I ok wor... tsek tsek tsek....
Zee: Ugh, you eat too much random stuffs le la, ugh shit where the toilet!?
Haperretiel: I've put laxative into the firaga before i burned the chickens, prepa- ugh shit, i forgot my chicken was also affected!
*Haperretiel runs to the toilet while the others follow*
*After 20minutes, back in the throne room*
Haperretiel: Ahh, finally, but shit, plan A failed...
Zee: You're so weak til you have to use such methods against us uh?
Marc: Ya lor, noob
Jan: Cannot fight don't fight la
Haperretiel: Wha-... Fuck, i'm gonna fucking kill all of you guys!
*a dark aura surrounds Haperretiel*
Haperretiel: Demon form!!!
*Haperretiel starts to transform*
Haperretel: Pestilence mode, smoke of death...
*Haperretiel lets out gas from his mouth*
Marc: Shit, don't breath in the gas! Its.... Poison i think!
Haperreitel: Heh.
Jan: Sigh, we breathe in, we also won't die one...
Marc: How come?
Jan: Don't forget, we're the main characters, cannot die one!
Marc: Oh ya!
Zee: Sigh, this arc have gone long enough, I guess its time eh?
Marc: Yea...
Ler: tsek tsek
Jan: I guess so, since the boii-ans aren't here, we can release our limits, time to end this...
OOF: Oof limit break!
Ler: Bloodlord mode, awaken!
*Ler enters his bloodlord form*
Marc: Might of the Arcanes, come my staff!
*Marc's staff appears*
Zee: Demonize, chiong ah!!
*Zee goes into demonize mode with his two peerless slashers*
Jan: Time to go all out this time, Black&White!
*all 3 rings on jan's hand shatters and transforms into a simple sword*
Haperretiel: Heh... 4 v 1 now isn't that so fair, Divided we stand, United we fall!
*Haperretiel splits into 4, one to the north, south, east, and west*
Zee: Seems like we'll need to kill all 4 to kill him
Ler: Its useless, he'll still die! I take the north!
Marc: South!
Zee: East then
Jan: that leaves west for me, Chiong ah oof!
*The oof rushes to all 4 Haperretiels and 1v1 each*
Ler's side
Ler: Estrella de la muerte
*Ler splits into 5, standing in a circle around Haperretiel A, and slashes past him, in a star pattern, leaving a inverted star of blood*
Ler: Haperretiel A owned.
Marc's side
Marc: Ultima fury, 20x Ultima!!!!
*2 voices come shouting from the east and west*
Zee: OI DON'T USE THAT, FREAKING LONG ANIMATION!!!
Jan: WTF, NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!
Marc: Ugh, fine, come upon me, the power of the aeons, mega delta energy diamond dusted hellfire oblivion hammer w/ zanmato!
Haperretiel B: What's with that fucking long incarnation!!?!?
*From the sky, a beam fires down with many more smaller ones appearing and the whole area was frozen but was unfrozen by a big piece of flaming rock and a little demon attacking in lightning fast speed, and lightning comes down when Marc finishes Haperretiel with a swift strike with a summoned katana*
* Appeared above Haperretiel B*
Marc: Phew, that was tiring...
Zee's side
Zee: Sigh, demonizing really ends things too fast...
Haperretiel C: Oh really?
Zee: Hmph, quick draw...
*In a split second, Zee "teleported" infront of Haperretiel C*
Zee: Too easy...
*Haperretiel C splits into 4 pieces without even shedding a drop of blood*
Jan's side
Jan: Sigh, Black&White is an interesting weapon... It has two modes...
Haperretiel D: Oh really?
Jan: For example, this one... Dark mode.
*Black&White turns black*
Haperretiel D: Heh, what does it do?
Jan: Well, it can slice through anything... Through its shadow...
*Jan cuts the shadow of Haperretiel's arm and his arm falls without any blood dripping*
Haperretiel D: Ugh, shit, what the, well, i just have to shut off every light source here then! darkness!
*the whole area was swallowed by darkness*
Jan: Of course Dark won't work in the dark anymore, so we'll need the Light mode
*Jan's sword turns white and starts to glow*
Jan: in the light mode, as long as there is no other light around, it can slice through anything.
*In a swift cut, Haperretiel D was split into half*
Jan: Thats all folks.
Zee: So we did it... Haperretiel has fall...
Rin: yes, you guys did it, now i guess its time to say good bye.
Jan: You're Rin, no? I thought you were dead!
Rin: I'm a spirit of this world, stuck in here forever as long as Haperretiel lives, but since he is no more, i'll be gone soon, and sending you guys back to your time is why i'm here.
*four portals appear below the OOF*
Rin: It was fun! See you all some time in the future maybe?
Marc: *sniffs* we'll miss you
*a bright light engulfs the area as the OOF was teleported back to the present*
O-HQ
Zee: so we're back...
Waiman: Yea, like final fuckingly, where the hell you all go sia, never see you all for like hell long...
Morphling: Sigh... no body care about me le... *slash wrist*
Derrick: Wa paisei lei, we came back earlier than you guys...
Jan: Great to be back...
Marc: Ya lor...
Ler: Time to continue my PSP... shit, this game no english subtitles...
*Suddenly...*
???: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!
???: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!
OOF: WTF!?!?!?
Derrick: Eh paisei, my handphone ringtone...
Ler: ...........
Marc: ..................
Jan: ..........................
Zee: .............................................
And thus, was another day in the O-hq
To be continued....
Precious - 10:47 AM
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ITS BUA-MAS!!!
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Happy bua-mas....Obua turn 57 this year!
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