Tuesday, June 28, 2016
obuaism chronicles - chapter 41 ~ Hell
jan: so tell me, soldiers, what makes you think we will
introduce ourselves to you?
hell guard captain: if you guys don't we will just have to
kill you, its that simple.
zee: but aren't we already dead technically? like come on,
we're in hell.
hell guard captain: ehhh.... true that..... damn... (looking
confused)
jan: *whispers* now's our chance
jan then pulled out his trusty sword and delivered a
horizontal beam, clearing the whole platoon of soldiers.
jan: That was easy...
zee: yeah, i was expecting more of a fight.
???: Well done, well done. I expected no less from you two.
another figure appeared, with a buff and towering stature.
zee: fah. its been quite some time, what are you doing here?
fah: its a long story. remember one of the meteors that hit
earth a couple of years back? apparently i wasn't in the story then thus I was
sent down here, along with a few others.
jan: how convenient.
fah: follow me, we are in need of your abilities. Heaven and
hell had been taken over by a tyrant that we all know really well. we need all
the firepower we can get. with the addition of you two to our coalition army,
we would definitely stand a bigger chance. I'll talk about it when we get back
to base.
~Coalition army base~
fah: here, let me introduce you two to our interim leader, general
zhong kui.
an hideous, menacing figure appeared in front of the party
that arrived in the base.
zhongkui: friends of yours, fah?
fah: yes. they are able warriors that recently just arrived
in our realm. if we should win this war, we will definitely need their
assistance.
zee&jan: a pleasure to meet you, general zhong kui.
zee: wait, what happened to king yama?
zhongkui: *shows a sad face but was overshadowed by how hideous
he looks* my lord had passed on, he lost control of hell to a man called guang
yao over a mahjong game and suffered a severe heart attack.
jan: what!? guang yao!? what is that man doing in this
realm!?
fah: the same way I'm here. He was non-existent in the
storyline until recently except for a few gaidens and got killed by the meteor,
thus appearing here. He had already taken over not only hell, and also heaven,
causing chaos in this realm.
zee: that means... to win this war, we have to overthrow him
in heaven and return heaven to the jade emperor's control?
fah: that is right.
jan: can you tell us more of the situation here in hell now?
and how do we get into heaven?
fah: hell is now in control of one of guang yao emperor's
henchman, Rajarat. below him are the seven aspects of the seven sins, whom are
formidable enemies. only by taking over hell, can we access the portal to
heaven.
zee: this sounds like it'll be a difficult fight, but i
believe we can do it.
jan: yeah, i mean come on, we haven't lost any war before
yet technically...
suddenly a towering figure with a face of a horse appeared
horseface: milord zhongkui, our scouts reported an army led
by pol pot has been seen approaching meng po bridge.
jan: where is this meng po bridge and who the hell is
polpot?
fah: meng po bridge is the only way to get to our base from
the capital city of fengdu. and Pol pot... this could be tricky...
zee: pol pot is the former cambodian leader that led the
khmer rouge in the past right? one of the more feared communist dictators in
the past.
fah: yes... and after guang yao emperor took over, he was
granted tremendous power and became the aspect of sloth, one of the seven
aspects.
zee: then what are we waiting for? we need to stop them at
the bridge.
fah: you're right. lets head out.
the trio set out to meng po bridge with 1500 soldiers. a prelude
to the first major battle the obuaism duo will participate in hell.
~Meng po bridge~
zee: so this is meng po bridge. where's the old hag that
sells you the soup that will wipe your memories?
fah: she died during the first attack they sent to quell our
rebellion. now we have to hold this bridge, we can't let them past here.
from afar, an army was seen approaching the bridge, which
many of the soldiers were seen to be kids.
zee: shit, i forgot, the khmer rouge had a large amount of
child soldiers that makes up the ranks... this is gonna be hard...
to be continued....
Monday, March 28, 2016
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 40 ~ The usual prelude to a new arc
once again, another day in blitzcamp.
Jan: Finally, the writer has remembered us and the story is back.
zee: its about time, had been two years since we had a conversation here
meanwhile... in the study room of blitzcamp
waiman: holy shittttttt this shit is dope.
lexa: wooooooooooooooooo i'm flying~~~
waiman: eh lexa, do you see that gigantic red thing falling from the sky?
blitzcamp war room
jespar: code red, code red, a meteor as big as this land is falling, guys, be ready for the end of the world
zee: ... really?
jan: how many wipes do we need to go through...
zee: oh well, seems like we'll see each other on the other side again i guess brother.
jan: yep, ciaos~
After a huge explosion as the meteor hits "mars" where our heroes are on, instantly destroying the whole planet and every organism on it.
10 hours later
Zee: ughhhhh... where are we?
Jan: i have no idea, damn my head hurts...
Zee: well, it was as expected, we lived, but now we have to find out where we are.
jan: where're the others?
zee: no idea... damn, this place looks creepy as shit.
the area around jan and zee was dark and ominous, with no signs of life.
zee: i hear something...
???: Halt, state your names
A figure appears, with a full body armour in black appeared with a platoon of soldiers quickly surrounding jan and zee.
jan: come on... another ambush again?
zee: who the hell are you guys and where the hell are we?
???: this is the city of fengdu. I'm the head of the guards patrolling this part of the suburbs. now state your name and why you guys are here.
zee: *whispers* fengdu...? does that mean we are in hell now?
jan: *whispers* wow, for once we actually died, the writer finally came to his senses.
and so, now our heroes have been sent to hell after dying on mars, what new stories can this new and final(?) arc bring? stay tuned to the next chapter of Obuaism Chronicles!
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Obuaism chronicles – chapter 39 ~ State of the
new world
Outside blitzcamp gates
Jan: Wtf, my curry powder justice make him
become a black demon?
Zee: … racist sia your skill
Jun: Taste the power of Artillery Jun!
Zee: Uh… ok?... So what’s your power nigga?
Jun: My power is, big cannon fairy.
A fairy appears beside artillery jun.
Jun: Everything I say, however bullshit it is,
will be made true by this little fairy.
Jan: Eh that’s op la… it’s like infinite wishes
leh, nerf please
Jun: Muahahahahaha….. Now prepare to die! I one
person can fight a whole army! I’m stronger than all of you added up x10!
The fairy beside artillery jun glows and
suddenly, two anti air cannon appears on artillery jun’s hands.
Jun: Bwahahahahahaha, now die, scu-
Suddenly a rocket arm flys out and grabbed the
fairy towards the obuaism forces and everyone just unleashed their attacks on
the fairy, brutally vapourizing it.
Jun: NO MY FAIRY! MY BIG CANNON FAIRY!
Artillery Jun’s cannons disappeared as his
cannon fairy disappears.
Jun: You guys will pay for this…
Artillery jun ran off
Zee: So… that was easy…?
Jan: Too easy. Anyways, come, fill me in with
details.
The obuaism forces enters blitzcamp and caught
up. Zee explained the current situation to Jan.
Jan: Oh yeah this is g-
As jan looks for g-seng, he was nowhere to be
found.
Jan: Damn, I wanted him to join our clan, guess
he went off…
Jan: So what’s next?
Zee: Apparently… from our sources, we can’t
return to earth at the moment, especially with all the war going around this
world.
Jan: So… minimumly we need to stop the war or
something?
Zee: it will not be easy, this is machiam like that warring states period, everyone wants to be the leader, the king etc.
Zee: it will not be easy, this is machiam like that warring states period, everyone wants to be the leader, the king etc.
Jan: Well… Jespar right? What’s the current
state of the world now?
Jespar: here’s the map.
Jespar: The small red dot is our location,
below us is the Pierca Kingdom, our biggest threat at the moment.
Zee: What about the other dots with no name?
Jespar: I haven’t scouted that far yet. The
only things I hear about are from the Pierca Kingdom.
Zee: So I guess… the safest route for us would
be to take the northern side to set up for a war against the Pierca Kingdom?
Jespar: I guess so. I will send some scouts to
check on them.
Jan: I guess a war will start soon…
Zee: I miss the old days though, all the comedy
and stuffs… Shit has became too serious for some reason…
Jan: Ehh… I guess we will break the fourth wall
less often now uh…
meanwhile
Lexa: Eh waiman, where did you find this batch
sia?
Waiman: I just picked it up outside blitz camp,
this shit is dope man.
Jespar: Wa, smoking again ah? So where’d you
find your stuffs uh waiman?
Waiman: I got these outside of the camp… y’know,
the weed-looking thingy there…
Jespar: Wait what!? Those are poison ivys!
Waiman: Bah, whatever, nowonder my hands feel
itchy n-…. Wait what!!!?
Waiman and lexa applied for a week of medical
leave after that.
Friday, November 8, 2013
Obuaism Chronicles -
chapter 38 ~ Reunion once again.
On the deck of Cannon
Jun’s ship
Cannon Jun: Yar Har
fiddle dee dee, being a
pirate is all right to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are
a pirate!
Jan: Walao
eh, noisy leh you
Cannon Jun:
It’s capt’n to you, scum, I 7 years old sta…
Jan: start to fire your gun below, eight years old
start assembling guns, nine years old get your marksman badge for every single
kind of gun. Yala I know I know ….
Cannon Jun: oh, I see
land! Land hooooo!!!!
Cannon jun steers his
ship closer to the island he saw.
Meanwhile, on the
island, coincidentally as usual, in Blitz camp, where jespar, zee waiman and
lexa are…
Lexa: ughhh….
Waiman: Zee, lexa’s
awake.
Lexa: What the hell…..?
Zee: You were kinda
injured, you’re now in heaven.
Lexa: So…. I’m dead?
Zee: you can say that.
Blitz Camp solder:
Pirates! Pirates are attacking!!
Jespar: To arms my
friends!
Blitz camp gates
Cannon Jun: come at me
you scums, I’m cannon jun, that’ll be the last name you’ll ever hear!
Blitz camp soldier:
Drogba!
Blitz camp soldier 2:
Garen!
Cannon Jun: What the
hell are you guys saying?
Blitz camp soldier:
Names, so your name will not be the last name I’ll hear.
Cannon Jun: …. DIE BY
THE GUN OF CANNON JUN! *fires his gun*
Blitz camp soldier:
ughhhhhh fuck… I heard his name before I die….
Blitz camp soldier 2:
No you will not my friend, don’t di-
*bang*
Blitz camp soldier 3:
how dare you kill my comrades! Di-
*bang*
Blitz camp soldier 4:
Cruel…. Just too cruel….
Cannon Jun:
Bwahahahahahaha, I’m cannon jun, come stop me if you can!
Meanwhile, while
cannon jun is massacring Blitz camp soldiers, Jan and G-seng were playing big 2
with the other pirates at their camp near to the blitz camp gate.
Jan: aiya, he want Rambo
let him go lor, he 7 year old start to fire his own gu-
G-seng: we know we
know we know …. Lets just leave him to die there alone…
Back to the Blitz camp
gate
Cannon Jun: Come only!
Arrrr! *fires*
Blitz camp soldier 47:
Ughhh
In Blitz camp
Zee: wa, jespar, why
aren’t we helping them?
Jespar: aiya, they’re
just extras, let them die, need reduce the amount of manpower also, not enough
food….
Blitz camp gate
Cannon Jun: damn, why
are there so many stupid guards!? *fires* Coward leaders, come out and face the
great pirate, cannon jun now!
Blitz camp soldier 237:
is this… the end……?
Jespar: Its about time….
Zee, lets go.
Cannon Jun: Ahhh, finally,
you cowards…
Zee: *not enough sleep….*
Yawns… ehhh jespar, he say you coward leh, si wa buay lun…
Jespar: you stupid
pirate!!! Die!
Jespars speeds up and
dashed towards Cannon jun and gave him an uppercut, launching him to the air
around 50metres from the ground.
Zee: Woah wtf…..
Cannon jun does a
backflip in the air and lands 30 metres away from jespar.
Cannon Jun : heh, you’re
not bad, but not good enough, weakling. Come my men
Jan/G-seng arrives reluctantly
into the battlefield
Jan: Zee…and waiman….?
G-seng: Your comrades?
Jan: yeah….
Cannon Jun: Ye said
something jan?
Jan: nah nah… not
really. Let me face them alone capt’n.
Cannon Jun: good good,
show me what you can do.
As jan walks pass
cannon jun, he threw a packet of curry powder which burst at cannon jun’s eyes
Cannon Jun: Arrrghhhh
my eye!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan: This is a mutiny
capt’n, now die.
Jan summons a gigantic
arcane sword above cannon jun, and the sword pierces through cannon jun
Cannon Jun:
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cannon jun falls to
the ground
Jan: Finally, freedom.
Glad to see you guys again, brothers.
Zee: Great to have you
back.
Jespar: uhhh, I don’t
think… it’s the end yet…
Zee and jan turns
back, and sees cannon jun standing up.
Cannon jun: ugh. Heh,
you think you have already defeated me, scum? How dare you betray me. Prepare to
die.
Cannon jun takes a gem
from his pocket and the gem started shining, releasing great power.
Cannon Jun: I can feel
it…. I CAN FEEL IT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cannon Jun starts
metamorphing and turned into a demon with a gigantic cannon.
???: Heh, cannon jun
is no more, my name is artillery Jun, prepare to die.
To be continued.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Obuaism Chronicles –
Chapter 37 ~ The Brilliant strategist
Deck of…. Whatever the
ship is called
???: Ok…. Lets prepare
some stuffs…
Jan: Like?
???: I need items to
start my ritual for the south wind. Get me a Chinese sword, a bell, some yellow
talisman paper, and bananas.
Cannon Jun: and…… how
the hell would we find those here?
???: True…. Then give
me a sword would do.
Jan: Here (Hands over
a sabre to…) oh yeah, what’s your name?
???: Me? Chicken God,
but call me G-Seng. Ok… Time to start my ritual. Lets all face to the south…
G-Seng starts
muttering random stuffs, swinging his sword recklessly like a drunk, apparently
calling that a ritual….
After two hours…
Jan: …. Eh, can work
one anot?
Cannon Jun: Cannot you
walk the plank ah….
G-seng: *worried*
2mins more… hold on hold on…
After 2 minutes…
Jan: I feel a cool
breeze coming from behind us…
Cannon Jun: Hmm, wow,
it actually worked….
G-seng See!? I told
you so…
Shipmate: CAPT’N! A
SITUATION!
Cannon Jun: What
situation?
Shipmate: Turn around!
Jan: Uh oh…. This
doesn’t seem… good?
Cannon Jun: Wind don’t
have, you freaking summoned a dragon you idiot!
G-Seng: It was an
accident!!! Its not my fault! But I think we can contest this dragon! Lets
fight!
Jan: Are you mad?
G-Seng: Lets go!!!
(Better to die against this dragon than to walk the plank…)
G-Seng equips his hand
crossbow, firing silver bolts over at the dragon
???: Ouch ouch ouch,
stop shooting me!
Jan: Did the dragon just talk?
G-Seng: What the…
???: I’m Cervantes, a
spawn of Kizamaluke. Well… I don’t wanna
harm you, its just that… I’m really hungry… do you guys happen to have any
bananas?
Jan: Bananas…?
Cannon Jun: Gimme a
minute….
Cannon jun comes back
with boxes of bananas.
Cervantes: Wa,
bananas~ Thanks dude. Anyway for me to repay you?
G-Seng: Can we tie a
rope on you for you to bring us to shore? No more wind…
Cervantes: Do I get
more bananas?
Cannon Jun: Deal.
And so, Cervantes
became… whatever that ship is called’s navigator.
Cannon Jun:
Wahahahahahahaha! Freaking awesome right my ship now! Hahahahahahahaha!
G-Seng: So Capt’n, do
I become your strategist now?
Cannon Jun: What? You
sum-
G-Seng: Precisely! I
summoned the dragon, I made your ship move, I succeeded! See? I told you I need
bananas, I was preparing.
Cannon Jun: Oh yah….
Ok la, I hereby declare you my strategist. Jan, you shall be my right hand man
officially.
Jan: Wait…. I never
said I’d joi-
Cannon Jun: Ah lan dui
la, gan, I say you in means in don’t talk so much.
Jan: Sigh, fine… just
til I find my old comrades, I’ll join you.
And Jan joined the
crew of Cannon Jun
To be continued…
Friday, May 24, 2013
Obuaism Chronicles –
Chapter 36 ~ Allies in a the new world
Zee: Brace yourself,
brother wai
Waiman: Ready for
battle…. (conjures out a AK-47)
Zee: …. Can’t you like….
Conjure out some imbal shit like the north Korean nuclear gun or some crazy aoe
clearing gun?
Waiman: Trust me,
AK-47 is the best gun ever, come I show you
Waiman takes aim at an
incoming guard and pulls the trigger
*Creak*
Zee: ….
Waiman: ….
Zee: Dafaq was that….?
Waiman: Ehh….
Zee: So this is your
so called best gun ever…?
Waiman: Shit la I think
the last time I go underwater hunt loch nest forget clean rifle…
Meanwhile
???: Zzz, damn author,
when can I make my flashy entrance, still need entertain these two jokers…
Back to the Pasbar
Tournament site….
Zee: Ji bai jia lat
liao…. Eh conjure something else leh…
Waiman: Ehh… Cool down…
I got two charges only, each charge take 10hour to refresh…
Pasbar Royal Guard
Captain: GET THEM!!!
Zee: Ugh, you think of
something while I hold them back…. (Draws out his dual blades)
???: Hold yer horses
Zee: Who the….
Sek: Who the hell are
you
On the castle walls, a hooded figure like some organization XIII dude could be seen
???: I am Jespar,
bringer of justice. Sek, you have done enough evil deeds, why not just let
these two warriors go?
Sek: Heh, not in a million
years
Jespar: Well, then I guess
I have to take them by force then.
Jespar removes his
cloak, and his arms start to glow, detaching themselves from his shoulders, and
started to grow in size. Out of a sudden, it just thrust over to the tournament
ground and grabbed both Zee and Waiman.
Sek: What the hell….
That guy’s not…. Human!
Jespar: Heh of course I’m,
just a little different. Time to go~
Sek: Damn!!!
Zee: So where to now?
Jespar: My refugee
camp maybe you’ll know someone there.
Waiman: Lets go then.
After 2 hours of long
journey…
Waiman: Wa haven’t
reach ah zzz…. Freaking far leh….
Zee: So… Jespar, where
are we?
Jespar: This is the
alternate universe, rather… no… actually this is Mars, believe it or not… Since
a few decades ago, a worm hole has appeared and a vortex had been a portal to
transport people from earth over to here, and since people get stuck here, they
all wanted to be their own leader, king, whatever you wanna call it, building
armies, countries, etc…
Zee: So… is there
anyway we could go back to earth?
Jespar: well…. Not impossible,
but there’s no way at the moment that I know of…
Waiman: Use a freaking
rocket la….
Jespar: Tried, and the
only thing we know is, mars, since that wormhole appeared, had this barrier
around it. Nothing can go out, nothing can come in.
Waiman: Ugh, damn…
Jespar: So Zee, tell
me about you two’s origins
Zee: Well… We’re
generals, sorta, of this clan, the Obuaians, serving under our lord, Obua…
Jespar: Wait… Obua…?
The one that EHHH here Ehhh there one?
Zee: Yeah…. How the
heck you know?
Jespar: When I was
still in earth, I once got attacked by boiians, but for some reason, only my
limbs rotted, the rest of my body were intact… He then took pity on me, and genetically
and whatever-kinda-shit-engineered me into what I am now…
Zee: Wait…. Our… lord
obua can do that shit? For a moment I thought he only knew how to Create
soundwaves…
Jespar: Yeah, but he was also the one that sent me here...
Zee: He did...? how...?
Jespar: Well... after i recovered, i was bidding farewell to him and he was having a cold that day... so as i was walking off, he sneezed and his soundwave sent me flying for 3 hours straight and into a vortex after that... anyways... enough chatter, look, we’ve arrived at the refugee camp im incharge of.…
Zee: He did...? how...?
Jespar: Well... after i recovered, i was bidding farewell to him and he was having a cold that day... so as i was walking off, he sneezed and his soundwave sent me flying for 3 hours straight and into a vortex after that... anyways... enough chatter, look, we’ve arrived at the refugee camp im incharge of.…
Blitz Camp
Zee: Wow, are these
people all from earth?
Jespar: Yeah, not all of them have imbal powers like us, so someone gotta take care of them when they come flying in, no?
Jespar: Yeah, not all of them have imbal powers like us, so someone gotta take care of them when they come flying in, no?
Waiman: Zee… Is that…
Zee: Lexa….?
On a table laid Lexa,
with quite a number of bruises.
Zee: What… happened to
him?
Jespar: Oh… you guys
know him?
Zee: He’s our comrade…
well… with quite minimal screen time so far though…
Jespar: Well… he
apparently have a pretty hard life before I found him, getting knocked out by
renegades or monsters like 20 times… but you have to give him credit for having
such a strong will to live. Don’t worry, he’ll be fine…
Waiman: Tsk, blowdart
as a weapon, of course you’d get owned…. Everyone would aim you for using such a stupid weapon...
Meanwhile… in the
middle of the sea…
Jan: Ughhhhh how long
more…. Freaking hell….
Cannon Jun: Well…. I really
don’t know… the ship’s broken down, there’s no wind around…. This ship can’t
move…. Gan!
Henchman: Cap’n, one
of the prisoners is asking you for an audience….
Cannon Jun: About?
Henchman: Something
important…
Cannon Jun: Important…?
Ok it sounds important, come Jan, lets go.
Ship Dungeon
Cannon Jun: So…. Which
land rubber wanted to meet me?
???: Its me capt’n
Inside the cell, sat a
calm and collected scholar-like guy.
Cannon Jun: So…. Why
do you wanna meet me?
???: Cause… I believe I
have a way to make your ship move.
Cannon Jun: really?
Ok, come with me now, if you really can make the ship move, I’ll make you my
strategist!
???: Heh, my pleasure.
The trio heads up to
the deck
To be continued.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Obuaism Chronicles Chapter 35.5
AD 2000: Passing Labor City
Passing Labor City, a bustling city from trade of firearms and machines. People live luxurious lifestyles here thanks to the wonderful leaders governing this wonderful place.
King Kymsyang (Not a korean apparently) rules over Passing Labor with absolute authority with his right hand man, Ong "Gambler God" In-chek. These two leaders brought prosperity over Passing Labor since they took over the helm.
However, every place has a black sheep...or in this case, a black donkey.
==The Legend of Donkey Sek==
Passing Labor City: Six "R" Two Tavern
Drunk Guy: Bring me more booze!!!!!!! MORE BOOZE!
Tavern Master: Right away Sire!
It was an ordinary busy day in Six "R" Two Tavern
Gossiping Drunkard A: Heard about the new guy in the government?
Gossiping Drunkard B: Yeah think his name is Sek or something...
Gossiping Drunkard C: His nickname is donkey i heard....he looks and sounds like one
Sek: He hor....really looks like donkey meh?Gossiping Drunkard C: Haha nice impersonation...heee horrrr heee horrr!!!Sek: huh? I not impersonating he hor!Gossiping Drunkard C: Hahaha there you go again he hor!!!!! heeee horrr!!!
Gossiping Drunkard B: Yeah think his name is Sek or something...
Gossiping Drunkard C: His nickname is donkey i heard....he looks and sounds like one
Sek: He hor....really looks like donkey meh?Gossiping Drunkard C: Haha nice impersonation...heee horrrr heee horrr!!!Sek: huh? I not impersonating he hor!Gossiping Drunkard C: Hahaha there you go again he hor!!!!! heeee horrr!!!
5 mins later.....
Tavern Master: Get some guys over here! Three dead men found!
Tavern Master: Get some guys over here! Three dead men found!
With a navy blue beret on his head, uniform ever so neat, Sek walks out of the Tavern with pride and glory. Nobody badmouths the Donkey...nobody...
Obua: ehhhhh my dear pupil Jan....ehhh i bring you to nice place today. My old friend Kymsyang asked me to visit him.
Jan: Master Obua, why never bring Zee along? We brother brother later he jealous!
Obua: If I bring him along....chapter 35 will be wierd....since he would have met Donkey
Jan: Chapter 35??? What talking you? Who is Donkey?
Obua: I don't know either....ask the writer lah. Come we got nice restaurant eat lunch first
Jan: Master Obua, why never bring Zee along? We brother brother later he jealous!
Obua: If I bring him along....chapter 35 will be wierd....since he would have met Donkey
Jan: Chapter 35??? What talking you? Who is Donkey?
Obua: I don't know either....ask the writer lah. Come we got nice restaurant eat lunch first
Passing Labor City: DeeSeeCee Chinese Diner
Jan: Master, why this place name so funny called DeeSeeSee?
Dee: Because
See: We are
Cee: Brothers
Dee: Because
See: We are
Cee: Brothers
In front of them stood triplets who are the bosses of this diner
Jan: Oh they brother brother lah hahahaha
Jan: Oh they brother brother lah hahahaha
Obua: Lets order food, I want this Matador Launcher Set
Jan: Then I shall have this ThunderFlash superb feast!
Jan: Then I shall have this ThunderFlash superb feast!
Meanwhile some diners were gossiping
Gossiping Hungry Man A: Hey did you hear about the Six "R" Two Tavern incident?Gossiping Hungry Man B: Yeah! 3 men found deadGossiping Hungry Man C: I reckoned its the "Donkey" Sek
Gossiping Hungry Man A: Hey did you hear about the Six "R" Two Tavern incident?Gossiping Hungry Man B: Yeah! 3 men found deadGossiping Hungry Man C: I reckoned its the "Donkey" Sek
Gossiping Hungry Man A: Why is he called Donkey again??Sek: You all hooorrr....why talkin about donkey again? He hor....so famous meh?
Gossiping Hungry Man B: More like infamous but anyway I think I was the only eye witness who saw him running away from the crime scene.
Sek: You really saw him hor???Gossiping Hungry Man B: Yeah with my own two eyes...
Sek: You really saw him hor???Gossiping Hungry Man B: Yeah with my own two eyes...
A loud explosion occured in DeeSeeSee moments later....
Obua: Ehhhhhh WTF!??? My matador launcher set!!!!!!
Jan: My ThunderFlash superb feast!!!!
Both: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!!
Jan: My ThunderFlash superb feast!!!!
Both: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!!
Sek: He hor...( pointing to Gossiping Hungry Man B) saw me running away from crime scene...so he hor....must die.....and so will the two of you.....hehehe horhorhor...
How will this battle turn out? To be continued along with the original main story...